/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

5/30/11: OH HEY NEW ARCHIVE PAGE. IT ONLY TOOK ME A THOUSAND FUCKIN' YEARS TO GET AROUND TO IT. Threads are in a different order now but to offset that you can make quest threads disappear like magic YAY

Archived Threads

Key
Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
May 2008
1804769Stygian SharkWhat started out as a random picture of a bricks-shat ultra shark turns into a campaign idea involving gnomes, evil three-headed shark-clerics and a half-water elemental Gnoll. Wait, wut?shark, stygian, leviathan, red garados, ohdeargod2008-05-24 0 
November 2009
6917328Weird Que-NO BEARSHARK QUESTYet another shitty quest thread is derailed by BEARSHARK WHO GETS A MESSAGE FROM GENERAL GIANT SPIDER TELLING HIM TO FIND THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH BEARSHARK TO EAT THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER?epic derail, quest, BEARSHARK FUCK YEAH, president daughter2009-11-29 21 
May 2010
10086086Ira A. Shark hires on with Pier √−1A request thread takes a turn for the weird, and /tg/ roleplays the difficulties of running a non-Euclidean home decoration storenon-Euclidean geometry, shark, lulz2010-05-27 1 
October 2010
12527708War of the OceansWhat starts with OP simply telling us of a rapeable dilemma he's having, ends with declarations of war across the ocean.dolphins, funny, rape, chaos, ocean, squid, sharks, war, water2010-10-22 4 
January 2011
13499509Zerg Quest XXVICerebrate Anon brings the Brood to Dagobah, where it is given the broad and mysterious choice of what other sci-fi plotline will enter into the ZQverse. The result is less catastrophic than it could have been, but still has game-breaker potential. What the hell is going on? Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Fallout?, Terminator, Crossover, CA has obviously jumped the shark2011-01-13 10 
April 2012
18654244/tg/ does mad libs.OP takes forever, leaves hilarity in wake.Mad Libs, Funny, Tragic loss of dragon dildos, Comet full of sharks.2012-04-11 7 
18664733When /tg/ met Nested Universe Simulator/tg/ jointly explored the Nested Universe Simulator. Amusement and hilarity gradually gives way to creeping horror.universe, god, philosophical, philosophy, creepy, horror, lovecraftian, sharks, ski masks, black holes, simulator, 2012-04-11 21 
18891121Shipwreck Quest 1You are a stranded young woman- more than likely from a storm-sunken cruise as far as you can remember- and are entrapped on a sunken concrete structure, with but a bikini and an oddly shaped key to your name, and strange things lurk in the murk and shadows.Shipwreck Quest, ship, Collective Game, quest, mythos, shark, slug, construct2012-04-28 5 
July 2012
19808680Fortune: Evolution Game 6-4 (Open Ocean)At last, Fortune returns to its roots in this session of aquatic evolution, though a bunch of folks seem to think we're trying to crawl *out* of the sea.Fortune Evolution, evolution, evo, game, ocean, aquatic, sharks2012-07-17 5 
January 2013
22409747honey-bee-badger-dolphin hangrapehoney-bee-badger-dolphin hangrape dolphin bee honey badger rape Ainsley Harriot tiger shark highlander battle womb pressure-gummed2013-01-05 4 
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About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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