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February 2008
1185885Scorpions In EverythingExploring the scorpions in EVERYTHING approach.scorpions, crafting2008-02-17 5 
October 2012
21308228Goddamn Roombas"Did we just get beat down by a Roomba?!"D&D, Living Greyhawk, Mordenkainen, chocolate golem, gelatine cube, Pelor, scorpions2012-10-27 21 
November 2013
28420531Scorpion Girl QuestA monster is born.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, blood, grammar2013-11-22 31 
28451789Scorpion Girl Quest 2Training begins. Raw meat is sampled. Mr. Clicks appears.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, alcoholism2013-11-24 24 
28475154Scorpion Girl Quest 3Hunzuu's first battle. The mystery of where a giant maggot came from. Mr. Clicks is a naughty scorpion.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, combat, loot2013-11-25 24 
28533185Scorpion Girl Quest 4Hunzuu makes her first public appearance. Ku-Aya shows her colors. The King is met.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster, monster girl, amnesia2013-11-28 24 
December 2013
28579466Scorpion Girl Quest 5The Footmen are assholes. Centaurs are assholes. Giant mole-taurs are assholes.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, alcoholism, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-01 27 
28660098Scorpion Girl Quest 6Relics are discovered. Hunzuu is very careful with a clay ball. A fancy man is very fancy.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, training, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-05 27 
28714238Scorpion Girl Quest 7Hunzuu negotiates an alliance with the Slingers. A joint night patrol threatens to end in violence before the festival.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, training, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-07 26 
28803562Scorpion Girl Quest 8A wicker man marries a wicker lady. A new monster shows itself.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, lammasu2013-12-12 23 
28857017Scorpion Girl Quest 9War draws near. The priests make a new monster. Hunzuu goes shopping.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, wemic2013-12-15 25 
28948596Scorpion Girl Quest 10The king isn't the king. Hunzuu gets help with her blood magic homework. An old friend is suddenly colorless.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-19 25 
29093889Scorpion Girl Quest 12The siege of Turtak begins. Hunzuu has the worst birthday ever.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-27 24 
29148592Scorpion Girl Quest 13Hunzuu goes deep into enemy territory. Sewer monsters are too spooky. Centaurs are tossed.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2013-12-30 23 
January 2014
29216340Scorpion Girl Quest 14Hunzuu attacks the front gates. Negotiations begin. Hunzuu learns an important name.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-02 22 
29278390Scorpion Girl Quest 15Hunzuu returns home after meeting a human centipede.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-04 20 
29536902Scorpion Girl Quest 17Hunzuu deals with kings and ghosts.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-16 21 
29630313Scorpion Girl Quest 18Hunzuu and Ninlil have a monsters' day out. The king comes to feast and gets more than he bargained for.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-20 20 
29777329Scorpion Girl Quest 19Hunzuu goes for a little rise and has some real talk with the real king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-01-26 20 
February 2014
29948698Scorpion Girl Quest 20Hunzuu learns more blood magic and wonders what it means to be a good parent.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-02 20 
30045275Scorpion Girl Quest 21Hunzuu fends off a heartless giant and its talking heart.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-06 20 
30124774Scorpion Girl Quest 22Hunzuu learns why we can't have nice things.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-10 20 
30354900Scorpion Girl Quest 23Hunzuu battles the giant blight demon and meets the goddess Ishtar.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-02-20 16 
March 2014
30658040Scorpion Girl Quest 24Hunzuu fights a giant wasp-girl. She also gets tossed. Straight-up tossed.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-06 15 
30873203Scorpion Girl Quest 25Hunzuu spends some quality time in the underworld.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-17 16 
31084202Scorpion Girl Quest 26Hunzuu meets the hostage prince of Turtak and envoys from the distant city of Zagros.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-03-27 16 
April 2014
31225548Scorpion Girl Quest 27Hunzuu pulls her grand prank and causes chaos in Ligish. It's all right, though. She's on a mission from Ishtar.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-03 15 
31282115Scorpion Girl Quest 28Hunzuu goes treasure hunting and meets some snake-peopleCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-06 12 
31369193Scorpion Girl Quest 29Hunzuu battles with the Maggot King and then sheds her skin.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-10 18 
31430893Scorpion Girl Quest 30Hunzuu bonds with Crazy Blood Dad, then helps heal the king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-13 15 
31522243Scorpion Girl Quest 31We see things from Nakurtum's point of view. Hunzuu delivers a message she's been meaning to deliver for a while.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-17 13 
31666442Scorpion Girl Quest 32Ninlil is laid to rest, and those left behind tell stories to comfort each other.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-24 14 
31736391Scorpion Girl Quest 33Hunzuu and Soul-of-Lightning begin their quest for revenge.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-04-27 14 
May 2014
31828541Scorpion Girl Quest 34Hunzuu meets a band of naga and then confronts Ku-Aya.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl, lamia, naga2014-05-01 14 
31979066Scorpion Girl Quest 35Hunzuu brings a prisoner back to the pyramid and shares stories with the naga ambassadors.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-08 10 
31981363Scorpion Girl Quest 35 fixHunzuu brings a prisoner back to the pyramid and shares stories with the naga ambassadors. -now with proper archiving!Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-08 14 
32126782Scorpion Girl Quest 36Hunzuu brings the naga ambassadors to the king and meets Hillalum the scorpion-boy. Many blushes are had.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-15 20 
32202165Scorpion Girl Quest 37Hunzuu calls for aid from the Footmen and then goes hunting with Hillallum.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-19 13 
32267309Scorpion Girl Quest 38Hunzuu debates whether to make a new monster in time for next mission.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-22 13 
32422690Scorpion Girl Quest 39Hunzuu and Hillallum trade fighting lessons. There is a battle in the mountain pass.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-05-29 17 
June 2014
32573616Scorpion Girl Quest 40Hunzuu meets the naga king.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-05 14 
32717816Scorpion Girl Quest 41The history of the world, my sweet, is who gets eaten and who gets to eat.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-12 11 
32863619Scorpion Girl Quest 42The long-awaited battle for revengeCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-06-19 11 
July 2014
33149953Scorpion Girl Quest 43Hunzuu rescues two heroes, one of whom might be insane.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-03 11 
33296888Scorpion Girl Quest 44Hunzuu finishes dealing with the naga, and assesses the damage to her city.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-10 12 
33610508Scorpion Girl Quest 45Hunzuu negotiates for the release of Iltani, gives Jaya relationship advice, and prepares to take the fight to the enemy.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-07-24 10 
September 2014
34680876Scorpion Girl Quest 46Hunzuu learns what happened while she was gone. Iltani is sad, but then there are kittens.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-07 11 
34868529Scorpion Girl Quest 47Hunzuu attempts to write a love letter and meets the new lizard-girlCollective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-15 13 
35026983Scorpion Girl Quest 48Hunzuu chooses where to look next. SHe also gives rides to children, because of course she does.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-09-22 10 
October 2014
35478217Scorpion Girl Quest 49Hunzuu goes back to Turtak.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-10-13 11 
35732757Scorpion Girl Quest 50Hunzuu carefully deals with Nur-Sin and has some real talk with Iltani. Unrequited love is a bitch.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-10-25 10 
November 2014
36062501Red Scorpions Child CareHave you ever wondered how Space Marines would raise newborn initiates? Neither have I, but here it is anyway.Warhammer 40000, Space Marines, Red Scorpions, Funny2014-11-11 17 
December 2014
36990700Scorpion Girl Quest 51I don't even follow this quest, I'm just archiving it because sup/tg/ temporarily died forever. A girl wot has monster legs does things.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2014-12-28 10 
March 2015
38725140Scorpion Girl Quest 52Hunzuu faces off against Pazuzu with the fate of the world in the balance.Collective Game, Scorpion Girl Quest, Mesopotamia, monster girl, scorpion, scorpgirl2015-03-16 11 
May 2016
80902Mercenary Quest V2A scorpiongirl mercenary in Soviet Russia during WW2 where everyone is monstergirls. We befriend a hellhound after breaking her arms.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-15 2 
111214Mercenary Quest V2 Part 2We informally adopt an elf child, and discover that a job was a trap for a blood-crazed centaur.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-19 1 
133463Mercenary Quest V2 Part 3We enter the town hall and head off to a train to protect rockets bound for Tskov.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-27 1 
151647Mercenary Quest V2 Part 4We team up with a minotaur, and attempt to assassinate an Ushi-Oni.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-28 1 
166454Mercenary Quest V2 Part 5We attempt to run and fight several Russian soldiers under a corrupt Spidergirl Major and are getting forced to join the Secret Police.Collective Game, Mercenary, Soviet Russia, WW2, World War 2, Monstergirl, Monstergirls, Scorpiongirl, Scorpiongirls, Mercenary Quest2016-05-29 2 
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