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2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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January 2009
3501239Necromancer's Code of Honour/tg/ gets together and discusses how to create a society that does not frown upon Necromancy, or at least one that prevents a Necromancer from experiencing moral dissonance over what they're doing.necromancy, chilvalry, bushido, code of conduct2009-01-24 5 
October 2011
16506663Necromany UniversityOP asks for help on passing his lichdom final, discussion of campus life follows.rp, roleplay, necromancy, school2011-10-03 7 
16510447Necromancy University 102Continuation of our previous discussion of the magical life and conversation with a barbarian on the virtues of complex magic.rp, roleplay, necromancy, school2011-10-03 6 
March 2012
18190325Metahuman Renaissance Quest 16Dan quibbles on modifications to the Hammer, enchants some shit, then decides to learn Necromancy from a masterMetahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, the hammer, necromancy, enchantmen2012-03-04 18 
18204314Metahuman Renaissance quest 17Dan goes to the house of Ashwood, meets a not-robot, and talks to GespenstMetahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, the hammer, necromancy,2012-03-05 19 
18230315Metahuman Renaissance Quest 18Dan absorbs some memories, then goes down to the Dreamlands for an interesting talk with RedMetahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, the hammer, necromancy, gespenst, dreamlands, red2012-03-07 22 
18267508Metahuman Renaissance Quest 19Dan begins an epic battle in the center of the Dream ScapeMetahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, the hammer, necromancy, gespenst, dreamlands, red2012-03-10 18 
August 2012
20501074Spriggan's Undead Chasm civilization!We raise the dead, ambush foreigners, and open holes to the under dark.civilization, spriggan, civ, collective game, necromancy,2012-08-28 4 
20524386Spriggan's Undead Chasm civilization! Part 3We Mess around with artifacts, build our chasm into a respectable evil lair, and begin plaguing a city that outnumbers us more than 30 to 1. Collective game, Civilization, Spriggan, Civ, Necromancy, Undead2012-08-30 0 
20549064Spriggan's Undead Chasm civilization! Part 3.5We do a bit of exploring and then the thread dies.Collective game, Civilization, Spriggan, Civ, Necromancy, Undead2012-08-31 2 
September 2012
20612921Spriggan's Undead Chasm civilization! Part 5(There is no part 4, part 3.5 is it.)Collective game, Civilization, Spriggan, Civ, Necromancy, Undead2012-09-05 0 
20638499Spriggan's Undead Chasm civilization! Part 6We rummage through the city and set off for the mountainsCollective game, Civilization, Spriggan, Civ, Necromancy, Undead2012-09-08 2 
October 2012
21254509Lich General: You'll Never Find My PhylacteryA general thread discussing different approaches to lichdom, what to do with your immortal unlife, and shared ideas for phylacteries.Lich, Archlich, Phylactery, Necromancy, Undead2012-10-23 2 
November 2012
21495514Modern NecromancyA girl gets hit by a car and resurrected; asks /tg/ for advice. /tg/ runs with it.roleplay, improv, worldbuilding, setting, necromancy, flesh golem, undead, modern fantasy2012-11-09 6 
December 2012
22037196College Necromancy CoursesIn which advice is asked regarding the nature of and concepts for college-level courses on necromancy in a biased world.undead, necromancy, ideas, university, discussion, philosophy2012-12-14 1 
April 2013
24210259Drilling for Black ManaBlack Mana can be stored as Oil. Factions fight and scheme to exploit it, birthing eldrich abominations in the process.setting, world building, dieselpunk, fantasy, necromancy, original content2013-04-13 12 
May 2013
24887437The Necromatic CheesemongerA thread about how cheese plays into games results in some epic story time about a Necromancer's cheese mongering empirestory time, necromancer, necromancy, cheese2013-05-18 78 
July 2013
26179955Stories of the board/tg/ comes forth with many new stories. Of course it's gonna get archived!story, stories, Undead, Necromancy, necromancer, storytime, DnD, 40k, Dark Heresy2013-07-23 5 
August 2013
26720471Alternative Liches from other magical schoolsOP notes that necromancy is only one school of D&D magic with a means to immortality. Alternatives for the other school are discusseddiscussion, necromancy, lich, immortality, DnD2013-08-20 6 
October 2013
27509610Love, Liches, and LewdityIs it worthwhile to get in a relationship with a Lich? What are your opinions on liches? /tg/ gets way too into it, as their trademark characteristic.Lich, love, Romance, /fa/, Waifu, husbando, necromancy, necromancer, Licheral Degeneracy2013-10-02 5 
27695341Washed up Villain questThe beginning of Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third's tale. In which he signs a rather dubious contract for freedoms, takes over a gang, executes the former leader via train, Makes his henchmen look presentable, learns the arcane arts, and dabbles with necromancyMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain2013-10-11 22 
27726113Washed up Villain quest 3In which Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third takes up pupeteering creates a drug to control the minds of others, Gets a car and goes for a trip in the woods with Mr.Fritz and Miss Smith, Frees and Binds a fae creature, takes ownership of a cottage fit for a necromancer by fight a horde of skeletons with a cane, Corrupts a sword of justice and heroism into an abomination of a weapon, among other thingsMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, random events2013-10-14 12 
27846385Washed up Villain quest 4We suddenly become a god, plan our villainous marriage to the goddess of justice (out of character) and turn a mighty demon into a little girl because Bethany though it was funnyMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, God2013-10-20 10 
27886400Washed up Villain quest 5Bethany attends a wedding, learns the meaning of fear and also loses one of his most trusted companionsMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, god, 2013-10-23 6 
April 2014
31698624Legalize necromancy!4d20 raise it bro. Friggin' feds.necromancy, fuck da police, legal debate, pro-death2014-04-25 5 
December 2014
36761332Victarian Mortas necromancer threadMortas goes to parley with the goblins and a disaster befalls him and octaviaVictarian Mortas, necromancy, collective game, civilization, goblins, undead, octavia2014-12-14 2 
36818416Necromancer civ quest 4We diplomance, learn new schools of magic, and qm crashes for the night.Leonin, Octavia, Collective game, necromancy, Civilization, Undead2014-12-18 2 
January 2015
37395043Hidden Necromancy Quest 1Alexander is a necromancer who is exiled after 'Dark Magic' is banned from the kingdom. In his new town, he faces some trolls, a minotaur and some very disrespectful adventurers. Hidden Necromancy Quest, necromancy, Collective Game2015-01-16 21 
37416103Hidden Necromancy Quest 2Alexander, after trying to summon his dead brother, goes on a quest to recover Marcus' body and head, sees a Giant Flesh Golem, and berates an old man. Hidden Necromancy Quest, necromancy, Collective Game2015-01-16 12 
37462811Hidden Necromancy Quest 3Alexander attends a festival, but the party is cut short by magical roofies and a demon kidnapping a Duchess. Hidden Necromancy Quest, necromancy, Collective Game2015-01-18 11 
37528461Hidden Necromancy Quest 4After a difficult journey with blackmailing merchant hookers, you bypass some adventurers and meet up with your mother and father in the family catacombs. Hidden Necromancy Quest, necromancy, Collective Game2015-01-21 13 
August 2015
41809637It is actually you, who is inside the skeletonnecromancers use all parts of the body separately, wasting none.Skeleton, Nervous System, Necromancy, Body World, Low Waste, Flesh Golems, Spooky, Plastination2015-08-13 7 
March 2016
46295654Goblin civ #1Goblins are working towards revenge against the dwarven people.Goblin, Civ, dwarves, humans, elves, necromancy, shaman2016-03-28 2 
46380799Goblin civ #2Goblins are working towards revenge against the dwarven people.Goblin, Civ, dwarves, humans, elves, necromancy, shaman2016-03-31 1 
May 2016
73746Dungeon Life Quest - Jack's Life QuestA side story featuring Jack the Lesser, one of the rejected MC choices from DLQ.Collective Game, Dungeon Life Quest, Fantasy, Necromancy, Side Story2016-05-07 21 
December 2016
909059Evil Sorceress QuestYou are an, now evil, aspiring court wizard. Betrayd by your master you are now cast into the wilderness. How will you get your revenge?Veejay, magic, evil magician, necromancy, Collective Game, Evil Sorceress Quest, 2016-12-08 25 
March 2017
1251592Skeleton Quest #1A skeleton wakes up. He knows nothing, and the world is a mystery. On a quest to discover himself he goes on an adventure.Skele, Necromancy, Skeleton, Magic2017-03-18 5 
August 2017
54476474Necromancer TacticsA discussion of battlefield tactics suitable for necromancers commanding hordes of undead and potential modifications to the basic zombie.tactics, zombies, necromancer, necromancy,2017-08-02 3 
54590541Golem Creation and Necromancy,A comparison of creating new and entirely artificial life vs resurrecting life to the remains of deceased natural life.necromancer, necromancy, golem, homunculus, frankenstein,2017-08-06 5 
February 2018
2292339Modern Necromancer Quest Reanimated The anticipated return of MNQ. Approved by some other anonCollective Game, Necromancy, Necromancer, Modern, Magic2018-02-10 1 
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