/tg/ Thread Archive

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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
May 2013
25023529Bioweapon QuestWe, a Shit Weasel, wake up on a cargo ship and being having lunch.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-05-25 21 
25037827The Real Bioweapon Quest IIWe get taken in by a pirate ship, we hide in rice and eat some bird people.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt, bird, rice, stinger, giger, real quest2013-05-25 11 
25080933The Real Bioweapon Quest 3We sneak around the vents and stealthily eat more pirates before the ship heads to a populated asteroid.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt, legs, hopping, crab, real quest2013-05-28 11 
25146882Bioweapon Quest 4In which we bite various undelicious things, fry some seafood, but send it back and eat the raw one, and get spotted!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-05-31 10 
June 2013
25289656Bioweapon Quest 5We get messily ejected before catching a ride. Then we decide that showers are the best way to learn to sing.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-07 10 
25309035Bioweapon Quest 6We find that having an iron bar shoved into our mouth is not delicious. Not delicious at all! And then we discover what colour we are, in the worst possible way.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-08 10 
25386857Bioweapon Quest 7We snack on a bloated thing and a bouncy thing, and gain new combat evolutions! Also, our rival appears!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-12 10 
25427645Bioweapon Quest 8We talk to a bug, eat a tree, then make a mess of things!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-14 11 
25520490Bioweapon Quest 9We hide from, then bite an arachnoid. Something strange happens, and we decide to scram. After eating another fleshbag in the bathroom and destroying our rival, of course.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-19 10 
25688765Bioweapon Quest 10An attempt to escape goes horribly wrong, then horribly right.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-06-28 10 
July 2013
25824305Bioweapon Quest 11We escape the grasp of a cyborg, leap between cars and gnaw on a metal box of tastiness!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-05 7 
25981005Bioweapon Quest 12We tussle with a cyborg, eat a table, hide in a box, then make an entrance, and an exit.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-13 5 
26038482Bioweapon Quest 13We defeat the evil fan once more, get shot, go fishing and then bughunting. New powers arise.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-16 8 
26340635Bioweapon Quest 14We climb upwards, Interrupt a heated meeting, and make a friend!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-07-31 7 
August 2013
26479439Bioweapon Quest 15We reach the top of the tower, find a dam for our brood, and a fight breaks out. Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-08-07 6 
26795395Bioweapon Quest 16We eat a man, squash a slug, carry our princess over our shoulder, and have a few strange encounters.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, worm, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-08-24 8 
September 2013
26946637Bioweapon Quest 17We balance our base desires, greet guests, and fell a tree!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-01 8 
26968144Bioweapon Quest 18We kick a fireball, go hunting, and eat the most Delicious thing ever. The game has changed. Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-02 11 
27050010Bioweapon Quest 19We escape the green tide, nap for a while, and fight the undying beast!Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-06 7 
27250486Bioweapon Quest 20We get sent on our next task: To eat Delicious things! Then we eat a pair of delicious things.Collective Game, Bioweapon Quest, Bioweapon, Quest, shit weasel, evolve, feast, eat, adapt2013-09-16 5 
November 2013
28073234Combat Evolved QuestUNSC marines assault covenant defensesCollective Game, Combat Evolved, Halo2013-11-03 5 
May 2016
71514Digimon World Mystery AdventureYour journey begins as a human sucked into the digital world! But wait, there's a catch! A journey and adventure begins for our protagonCollective Game, D-mon, Digimon World Mystery Adventure, Digimon, adventure, Consume and Evolve, Benevolent MC2016-05-08 5 
September 2016
592338GGO Quest #1In which xxharambelivesxx completes a tutorial and learns he is the luckiest man in the world and meets two waifubaits.SAO, GGO, quest, revolver ocelot, xxharambelivesxx2016-09-18 3 
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