/tg/ Thread Archive

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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2010
9408898SUCK THREE DICKSWhat began as a simple edition war troll became an enlightening discussion about ascertaining the culinary qualities of various dicks.dicks, edition war, Mr. Rage, three, books, cocks, dick, cock2010-04-24 11 
October 2010
12357292Lord of Cocks"At the end of the session that I just came from, one of my players declared himself, publicly, the Lord of Cocks." And then the thread was full of ideas about the proper response and repercussions for thisCocks, dicks, God, God of Cocks, One-eyed King, Cock Salesmen, Cock Duel2010-10-07 42 
March 2011
14350870Amusing NPC name threadOP asks the /tg/ hivemind to give some interesting and amusing names for NPCs. Also, cocks.npc, name, dicks2011-03-24 1 
June 2011
15330682Sargent ScramblesWhat starts off as a "fight the necrons" thread quickly turns into Pokemon 40kNecrons, blood angels, pokemon, ripper, DICKS, Skittles, Awesome, Quest2011-06-20 16 
September 2011
16362820Ten Thousand Dicks for a werewolf gameOP posts some serious hyperbole and suffers for it. Serious thread derailment ensues.Derailment, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, nwod, dicks2011-09-20 33 
January 2012
17499880Kobold Baculums5e general is derailed by some idiot who thinks penises don't have bones. Discussion commences with kobold religion.Kobold, baculum, dicks2012-01-11 16 
December 2012
21901987First Post QuestWe are dead. We are hell's soldier. We can change our soul body. We changed into a naga with a snakedick named Sly and sword waifu.Collective Game, FPQ, snakedicks, sword waifus2012-12-05 13 
January 2013
22554414MtG: Dick Edition Fa/tg/uys take the flavor text of various MtG cards and replace a single word with "dick" in each one.Magic: The Gathering, MtG, Dicks, Dick Jokes2013-01-12 17 
June 2013
25652914Bromont Quest WhateverBromont finally learns how to put quest in the subject field. Maybe he will actually put it to use in the next threadMonstergirl, Collective Game, Bromont Quest, erp, shotacon, lolicon, futanari, monstergirl, is it really proper to call em girls when they all have dicks2013-06-26 -4 
August 2013
26702524BADDASS SPACE QUESTA FUCKING BADDASS KILLS SPACE MONSTERS! YEAH I SPELLED BADDASS WRONG! LIKE I GIVE A FUCK PUSSYBADDASS SPACE QUEST, COLLECTIVE GAME, BIG DICKS, HUGE GUNS, MUSCLES, HEARTWARMING, FUCKING GOD DAMNIT, GAY ALIENS2013-08-18 20 
April 2014
31553537Gnolls, how do they even work?In which a DM responds to a player's request to fuck a Gnoll female, which turns into a discussion of the ethical and social impacts of Gnolls on societyGnoll, Furry, Sex, Anatomy, National Geographic, What is this, I don't even, DM, Urethradicks2014-04-18 7 
June 2014
32900408Rune Quest Thread 2In which we ruin EGO's plans and force him to rewrite his notes for a second timedragon dicks, collective game, Rune Quest, hack QM,2014-06-21 1 
September 2014
34913153/tg/ writes a noir storyAs always, it starts with a dame. A dame who was trouble.film noir, story, cooperative writing, dicks, legs that go on forever2014-09-17 18 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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