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March 2009
3938847World War I CrusadesA picture plus a quick paragraph of story sparks speculation about what if the Crusades had access to World War I chemical weapons.world war 1, crusades2009-03-12 10 
March 2010
8633133True Tales of the Great CrusadeAwesome writefaggotry set during the Great Crusade about a wounded Imperial Army vet from Terra trying to retreat back to friendly lines on an icy death-world and the straggler who follows him.40k, writefag, manly tears, Great Crusade, Emprah2010-03-17 27 
October 2010
12402526Pokemon Crusade Quest IIMartellus leads his division against the Saracen scouts, then captures a Drapion. Manly speeches are said and a tournament is arranged.Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, Crusade, Crusades2010-10-11 2 
July 2011
15590031Abaddon QuestThe adventurers of Warmaster Abaddon. Arms are found, Black Crusades are called and bitches are raped.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest2011-07-15 90 
15593949Abaddon Quest IIThe Black Crusade grows. Champions are rallied, the warp get's another psychically asskicking, and Abaddon proves to be extremely badass with bionic arms.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Dice Gods, Doomrider2011-07-15 35 
15596109Abaddon Quest IIIAbaddon becomes Kamina. Punches the warp once more and travels into the past for the 14th Black Crusade.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Punching2011-07-15 36 
15612380Abaddon Quest VAbaddon yells at Ahriman, discovers a loyalist Alpha Legion dreadnought, and cock-slams raptors.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-17 22 
15616064Abaddon Quest VIAbaddon experiences the joy of fatherhood.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-17 23 
15626041Abaddon Quest VIIAbaddon informs his waifu about the current situation and chats with his abomination of a child.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-18 25 
15647815Abaddon Quest VIIIAbaddon starts planning for his wedding and the eventually corruption of the Eldar.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-20 22 
15681044Abaddon Quest IXAbaddon plans shit during war council and has a space battle with the Eldar. Awesome ensues.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-23 21 
15701229Abaddon Quest XAbaddon manages to captured a powerful eldar seer after boarding her flagship.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn2011-07-25 21 
15734989Abaddon Quest XISex. Bloody violence. Violent sex. Popcorn. We've got it all, bitches.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Hot, Sex, Violence2011-07-28 23 
15770652Abaddon Quest XIIAbaddon and the gang makes planetfall on Terra via bikes to rescue Typhus. More dinosaurs die, a mysterious servant of Malal is discovered/killed and chaos rocks out in the jungle.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel2011-07-31 20 
August 2011
15818442Abaddon Quest XIIITyphus is rescued, the eldar learn of Nurgle, another Malal cultist is found and captured, warcouncil is called, Kharn shows his true love and Ahriman finally snaps. Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-04 25 
15823037Abaddon Quest XIVAhriman fucking snaps and gets snuffed by Abaddon.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-04 23 
15891865Abaddon Quest XVWar council ends, a rape orgy begins, awesomeness ensues and a god is born.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love2011-08-10 21 
15894168Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon makes a breakthrough with the High Seer, then a hug births Slaanesh and and Abaddon Punches the Warp, again.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love, Slaanesh2011-08-11 20 
15926413Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon explores the plot of the Malal cultists.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Khorne2011-08-14 22 
September 2011
16400855Abaddon Quest XVIIIOP returns to us and it may turn out that a senile crazed terminought is behind the Malal cult.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2011-09-23 22 
November 2011
16851030Abaddon Quest XIXAbaddon visits the Eldar bitches, becomes a mince pie and grows a tentacle beard.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2011-11-05 26 
February 2012
17876480Abaddon Quest XXA Titan is thrown against the ground and broken, learns HOKUTO ZANKAI KENCollective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Dice Gods2012-02-09 24 
April 2012
18847587The Lost Black CrusadesAn attempt to chronicle the many unrecorded, and failed, Black Crusades of Abaddon.Black Crusade, Abaddon, Warhammer 40k, 40k2012-04-24 7 
September 2012
20601229Squat Crusade: The MusicalThe first adventure of the last squats in the galaxy rebuilding their race as told by Shas'o R'ymr.Shas'o R'ymr, Squat Crusade: The Musical, Squat Crusade2012-09-05 14 
20690875Squat Crusade Part 2More poor decisions. More burned fate. The Ancestors put these guys in charge? They must be crazy.Shas'o R'ymr, Squat Crusade: The Musical, Squat Crusade2012-09-11 9 
20751885Squat Crusade: Cities of GoldEpisode 3 of Squat Crusade finds the last squats in the galaxy looting a city of gold, and pissing off a VERY ancient enemy.Squat Crusade, 40k, Squats2012-09-16 5 
20824331The Iron CrusadeWhat starts of as a mediocre Chapter Generation Thread become awesome, when we roll Crusading Iron Hand descendants, searching for The Grail, which will revive the lost heroes of the past!The Iron Crusade, The Iron Blades, Iron Hands, Deathwatch, Rites of Battle, Crusaders, Bard2012-09-22 14 
October 2012
21181500Lich's Employee Quest pt 15Daniel joins a Crusade with his apprentices, but not to kill, but to end it.skeleton quest, crusades, death, war, justice2012-10-18 13 
November 2012
21531655Crusader Quest: Chapter One, the taking of DamascusYou are William MacMahon of the Knights Hospitaller, and your day starts with the seizure and sack of Damascus.Ridire, Crusader Quest2012-11-11 11 
21553234Crusader Quest: Chapter TwoWilliam MacMahon continues to do his duty to God.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-13 5 
21626407Crusader Quest: Chapter ThreeWe meet William MacMahon's father.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-18 5 
21637596Crusader Quest: Chapter FourWilliam MacMahon defeats an army and meets a king. Or three.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-18 5 
21680615Crusader Quest: Chapter FiveEdessa, a duel, and plotting. Also, OP was a faggot and passed out.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-21 5 
21692073Crusader Quest: Chapter SixIn which there is a battle, and MacMahon flusters a goddess.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-22 3 
21723467Crusader Quest Chapter SixYou are continuing to prove a source of frustration for goddesses.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-11-24 3 
December 2012
21941314Crusader Quest: Chapter 7.2There is a shopping trip, and a hospital visit.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-12-08 3 
22174357Crusader Quest: Chapter EightNo politicking, no fighting, no romancing. There is gyro and a play.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2012-12-23 0 
January 2013
22328448Crusader Quest Chapter NineMC presides over a conclave of Knight-Brothers. There's an eulogy.Ridire, Crusader Quest, Collective Game2013-01-01 0 
22570276/tg/ Infiltrates Chicken SmoothieInspired by the most holy Richard Fontaine, fa/tg/uys plan a perilous mission to go undercover into places most foul.Chicken Smoothie, Mary Sues, Memes, Infiltration, Crusade, Stupid, Butterfly Wolves2013-01-14 7 
May 2013
24964549Squat Crusade ConcernsPhillip Ragebeard makes an appearance and points out the myriad of mistakes made by Shas'o R'ymrSquat Crusade, Squat Crusade: The Musical2013-05-22 7 
June 2013
25527010Crusader Quest IThe Knight Jacques Fontaine arrives in the holy land in an attempt to wrest it from Saracen control.Collective Game, Crusader Quest,2013-06-19 1 
25532419Crusader Quest IIThe Knight Jacques Fontaine arrives in the holy land in an attempt to wrest it from Saracen control. Collective Game, Crusader Quest,2013-06-19 -2 
25546030Crusader Quest IIIJacques Fontaine joins the Knights of the Order of St John and starts causing shit with the TemplarsCollective Game, Crusader Quest,2013-06-20 0 
July 2013
25739079The Ascention of CredastEpic chaos storytimeBlack Crusade, Just As Planned, Warhammer 40000, 40k, Tzeench2013-07-01 7 
25776489Succession game CK2 succession gamevideo game, grand startegy, succession, game, crusader kings 2, paradox interactive, grand strategy2013-07-02 1 
September 2013
27023797The Steel CrusadersWhat happens when you create a Chapter of Marines that put immense emphasis on mechanized warfare? You get these guys. After much debating the Chapter was called the Steel Crusaders.Steel Crusaders, Space Marines, 40K, Astartes, Mechanized2013-09-05 4 
June 2014
32822457 Eternal Crusade AMA The devs of Eternal Crusade answer our questions in this ask me anything thread. Eternal Crusade, AMA, Developers2014-06-18 3 
3309684010th CrusadeThe year is 2034. Over the past two decades fundamental Islamic groups have risen to power across the Middle East and North Africa, establishing a new United Islamic Caliphate. Terrorist activity has risen dramatically in Europe, and the UIC has begun training jihadi armies in preparation for an invasion of Europe and eventually, world conquest. The West braces itself for war, and the Catholic church is no exception. Pope Alexander IX decides to re-establish The Order of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon, more commonly known as the Knights Templar, to serve as an elite force of warriors to help defend the Church and Christendom against the coming storm.10th Crusade, worldbuilding, oc2014-06-30 6 
August 2014
34104261Crusader Quest Part 1The young knight Wilhelm of Koblenz takes up the badge of the Crusade, recruits allies, and bluffs monks. Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction 2014-08-13 27 
34214633Crusader Quest Part 2Wilhelm battles bandits, befriends farmers, and attempts to seduce a noblewoman Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction2014-08-18 23 
34376027Crusader Quest Part 3Wilhelm continues his adventures in the city of SidonCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction 2014-08-24 16 
34447545Crusader Quest Part 4Wilhelm battles and defeats the battles and returns to the city of Sidon Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction 2014-08-28 19 
September 2014
34542810Crusader Quest Part 5Wilhelm deals with the consequences of last night, rescues a new companion, and agrees to an important mission.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction2014-09-01 16 
34707163Crusader Quest Part 6Wilhelm deals with a bandit attack and meets a small group of pilgrims on the road to Jerusalem.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-09-08 16 
34868068Crusader Quest Part 7Wilhelm continues his journey to Jerusalem to make his fortune in the Holy Land.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-09-15 17 
35029551Crusader Quest Part 8Wilhelm journeys toward Jaffa, deals with a confession and faces perilous battle.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction2014-09-22 16 
35092688Crusader Quest Part 9Wilhelm awakes in Jaffa and is drawn into a conspiracy.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-09-25 16 
35180605Crusader Quest Part 10Wilhelm makes plans, hunts lions and begins the last leg of his journey to JerusalemCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-09-29 15 
35192254Crusader Quest Part 11Wilhelm arrives in Jerusalem at long lastCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-09-29 15 
October 2014
35349452Crusader Quest Part 12Hugo scours Jerusalem for his lost comrades.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-07 15 
35360675Crusader Quest Part 13Hugo discovers a traitorCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-07 17 
35484583Crusader Quest Part 14Hugo rides out with the KingCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-13 15 
35551478Crusader Quest Part 15Hugo and Wilhelm are reunitedCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-16 15 
35634171Crusader Quest Part 16The trial.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-20 23 
35644352Crusader Quest Part 17Wilhelm rides out from JerusalemCollective Game, Crusader Quest, In Nomine Patris, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-20 18 
35785921Crusader Quest Part 18Wilhelm is installed as the Lord of RamlaCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-10-27 17 
December 2014
36511148Crusader Quest Part 19Wilhelm travels back to Sidon and makes an allianceCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-12-01 15 
36900320Crusader Quest Part 20Wilhelm deals with the nobility of SidonCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2014-12-22 14 
February 2015
37910293Space Crusade Quest Thread #1We drop onto an alien planet and promptly wreck havoc and steal the aliens data on their latest and greatest weapon developments, and steal a couple things of our own.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen2015-02-08 12 
37924661Space Crusade Quest Thread #2We learn the name of our female prisoner, find the station under attack, determine that Tempas is our personal slave, and fight a Xeno spec ops agent out of rage.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves2015-02-08 6 
37948360Space Crusade Quest Thread #3We have flashbacks and meet another agentCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves2015-02-09 6 
37984975Crusader Quest Part 21Wilhelm continues to pursue his political ambitions while Hugo enters a tourneyCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-02-11 20 
38015618Space Crusade Quest #4We almost got raped by Violet Storm, rape him back, capture 2 Xenos, restore the AA guns, and fight VioletCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves2015-02-13 3 
38039354Space Crusade Quest #5We are Court-Martialed, meet a new agent, and succesfully defend ourselves in courtCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves2015-02-13 6 
38060445Space Crusade Quest #6We fuck elves...alot. We also checknout the ship, get the elves to decide to follow us...and fuck them some more.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Spess elves, Unending Sex2015-02-15 3 
38082594Space Crusade Quest #7We wake up and prepare for a new day, check out the ship some more, get outfitted and get some new armor and then have some fun in it, and finally get back to work on the planet below, infiltrating the last Xenos held city on the planet.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen2015-02-16 3 
38109761Space Crusade Quest #8We battle the powerful xeno commander and finish up the battle for the last xenos held city on the planet, then we return to our ship to learn about our newest captives and have some tender time with our slaves and followers.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen2015-02-17 2 
38134463Space Crusade Quest#9We talk to the Holen and learn shes just like us. Then feels.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Spess Elves, Feels2015-02-17 5 
38156490Space Crusade Quest #10We get a crew, recruits, then rage at elvesCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Spess Elves, More sex2015-02-19 4 
38176242Space Crusade Quest#11We lose an allied cruiser, destroy a battleship, then meet the first person to massively outrank usCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Cruiser, war2015-02-21 6 
38215019Space Crusade Quest #12We continue the boarding action on-board the disabled xenos battlecruiser, then come face to face with its commander who proves to be a worthy opponent.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Cruiser, war2015-02-22 2 
38241294Space Crusade Quest #13In which we play as Kemos and almost die and as Violet being a psionic badassCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Cruiser, war2015-02-23 2 
38289867Space Crusade Quest 14We go back to our ship, fuck tempas, comfort Kemos, then make Kemos a badassCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, More Sex, Kemos2015-02-25 3 
38331926Space Crusade Quest 15We determine Violet nor the other Xeno is contagious, get a sweet mace, and meet the new agent trainerCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Violet Storm2015-02-27 2 
38351221Space Crusade Quest 16We fought the xenos we captured...then rush to help ViolerCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves2015-02-28 2 
March 2015
38420191Space Crusade Quest 17We board a pirate ship, run a small army to maximum efficiency, and get beatdown by the Pirate bossCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, beatdown, pirate2015-03-02 3 
38487555Space Crusade Quest 18We start playing with our new slaves then OP gets sickCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen2015-03-05 1 
38538049Space Crusade Quest 19We participate in the Space battle and wreck everyoneCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Space battle, badass2015-03-09 2 
38593402Space Crusade Quest 20We have a PTSD flashback to Remina, talk to Horok, then we have feels.Collective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, PTSD, feels2015-03-10 2 
38648289Space Crusade Quest 21We drop onto the planet and wage WARCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, WAR2015-03-14 0 
38698457Space Crusade Quest 22We meet none other than our best friend and show her around the ship.Collective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Emma,2015-03-15 5 
38895239Crusader Quest Part 22Wilhelm becomes embroiled in Byzantine intriguesCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-03-23 14 
April 2015
39171248Crusader Quest Part 23Wilhelm has an attempt on his life while Hugo bonds with the TemplarsCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-04-06 18 
May 2015
39781961Crusader Quest Part 24: The Shitstorm Thread!A princess gets raped while we watch and we neglect a lady giving birth to our child.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Ruh Roh, Wilhelm, Cowardice, HistoricalFiction2015-05-06 19 
40186376Crusader Quest Part 25Wilhelm reunites with Malik and rides out against Egyptian raiders. Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-05-26 22 
June 2015
40337450Crusader Quest Part 26Wilhelm feasts in JaffaCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-06-02 16 
40343010Crusader Quest Part 27Wilhelm returns to Ramla with his entourage, and hosts Christmas for Queen Melisende. Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction2015-06-02 16 
40632242Crusader Quest Part 28Wilhelm is faced with a moral crisis when Princess Hodierna inadvertently reminds them that he broke one of the promises he made to his betrothed.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Barbam Vult, Wilhelm, Beards, HistoricalFiction2015-06-16 16 
40639375Crusader Quest Part 29Wilhelm deals with Irish troubles. Solomon ends them.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-06-16 23 
40734346Crusader Quest Part 30Wilhelm, Mathilde and Hugo enjoy the new yearCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-06-21 13 
40916069Crusader Quest Part 31Wilhelm's father and the Archbishop of Trier arrive in Ramla.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-06-30 12 
July 2015
40936631Crusader Quest Part 32: The Shitstormening!OOPSY DAISY.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Damn Dice, Hugo, WAR, HistoricalFiction2015-07-01 17 
41102797Crusader Quest Part 33Wilhelm introduces the Bishop of Trier to JerusalemCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-07-09 14 
41109981Crusader Quest Part 34Wilhelm reunites with IovetaCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-07-09 13 
41357821Crusader Quest Part 35Wilhelm garners support for his invasion while indulging his worst vicesCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-07-21 12 
41364337Crusader Quest Part 36Mathilde discovers a spy in RamlaCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-07-21 11 
41551358Crusader Quest Part 37Mathilde hunts for the spy in RamlaCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Charisma, HistoricalFiction,2015-07-30 12 
October 2015
43357730Crusader Quest 38Mathilde resolves the conspiracy in RamlaCrusader Quest, Deus Vult, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2015-10-30 13 
November 2015
43436610Crusader Quest part 39Wilhelm deals with the aftermath of Ramla's disturbanceCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction,2015-11-03 15 
December 2015
44081359Crusader Quest 40Hugo is in Tripoli to negotiate trade deals for his brother, WilhelmCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Hugo, HistoricalFiction,2015-12-10 14 
44313747Crusader Quest Part 41Hugo gets his arm broken due to railroadingCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Hugo, HistoricalFiction,2015-12-22 17 
44414789Crusader Quest part 42Hugo faces adversity in his flight from AntiochCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Hugo, HistoricalFiction,2015-12-28 13 
January 2016
44996738Crusader Quest part 43Wilhelm readies his forces for AscalonCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction,2016-01-25 12 
45119754Crusader Quest part 44Mathilde is introduced to JerusalemCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-01-31 11 
February 2016
45166151Crusader Quest part 45Mathilde conspires in Jerusalem on her brother's behalfCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-02-02 12 
March 2016
46210187Crusader Quest part 46Hugo's TrialCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction2016-03-24 13 
46276584Crusader Quest part 47The march to Ascalon beginsCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Mathilde, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction2016-03-27 12 
46298653Crusader Quest part 48The Crusaders find battle on the Ascalon roadCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction2016-03-28 12 
April 2016
46465746Crusader Quest part 49As the siege begins, a force is sent to attack Gaza while Hugo makes a confessionCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Hugo, HistoricalFiction2016-04-05 15 
46903744Pentecost and the Last CrusadersAnon asks /tg/ for their best results on random tables, like space bats that can carry Baneblades or the nicest heretics ever./tg/ 40000, Last Crusaders, Pentecost, Aurum Space Bats, Rogue Trader, Space Marines, Dice Stories2016-04-25 2 
July 2016
48346106Crusader Quest part 50Wilhelm manages Italian diplomats, oversees a baptism, and orders the opening volley on the walls of AscalonCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction,2016-07-19 13 
48376198Crusader Quest part 51We fend off a saracen sally but not without losses while Mathilde shares a tender moment with EliasCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-07-21 13 
48475254Crusader Quest part 52Wilhelm leads an assault on Ascalon's wallCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction,2016-07-27 13 
August 2016
48575109Crusader Quest part 53The politics of the camp demand attentionCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-08-02 13 
48696265Crusader Quest part 54Wilhelm and Hugo have a confrontationCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Hugo, HistoricalFiction,2016-08-09 12 
48816723Crusader Quest part 55Hugo seeks advice about his situationCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Hugo, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-08-16 13 
49047174Crusader Quest part 56The Walls of Ascalon are capturedCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Mathilde, HistoricalFiction,2016-08-29 14 
September 2016
49172151Crusader Quest: The EndOur story draws to a close.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Deus Vult, Wilhelm, Mathilde, Hugo, HistoricalFiction,2016-09-05 26 
October 2016
753869Crusader Quest Halloween One-ShotHappy Halloween. Something dark stirs in the bowels of Ascalon. Wilhelm must root it out while terror stalks his domainCollective Game, Crusader Quest, Halloween, Wilhelm, HistoricalFiction,2016-10-27 10 
December 2016
909215What Came NextWe die. We also like Crusading and Films. Then we wake up in a weird place and get our afterlife together.Collective Game, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Starborn, Star, Betty, Afterlife, Dead, Crusader, Film, Murdered, Slums2016-12-08 3 
924571The Crusades Games Thread 1Half of Act I, where crusaders prepare for crusade with various degrees of successcrusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure2016-12-14 2 
940510The Crusades Games Thread 2The second half of Act I, where our heroes finish their preparations for crusade.crusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure2016-12-18 1 
959668What Came Next 2:SlumdogSuka wakes up, flashbacks to the day before which takes up most of the thead, giths a boss then gets her first convert!Collective Game, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Starborn, Star, Betty, Afterlife, Boss Fight, Crusader, Film, Sukāretto Sutorenjā, Slums2016-12-23 2 
973797Fugitive Mage Quest Thread 1With your village ransacked and you on the run, you burned a forest, got a book, killed a man and got some friends!Fugitive Mage, Mage, Magic, Illusions, Deus Vult, Crusades, Collective Game2016-12-29 2 
983619Fugitive Mage Quest Thread 1.5Killed more guys, began making your mark on the world. The rebellion is here. Made another mage friend.Fugitive Mage, Mage, Magic, Illusions, Deus Vult, Crusades, Collective Game, Rebellion2016-12-29 1 
January 2017
991599Fugitive Mage Quest Thread 2More friends, got to the college, you're something called aethertouched now? Collective Game, Fugitive Mage, Aethertouched, Crusades, Deus Vult2017-01-01 1 
1041210Fugitive Mage Quest Thread 3Really short. Spooky things happened to a mutated creature when you touched its blood. Voices in your dreams. Fugitive Mage, Magic, Illusions, Deus Vult, Crusades, Collective Game, Rebellion2017-01-23 1 
February 2017
1160713Fantasy Crusader QuestIn which Victor Reis, Teutonic Knight-Captain finds himself... elsewhere, after fighting Saracens.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight2017-02-14 11 
1169788Fantasy Crusader Quest #2In which Victor leaves camp, enters a forest, and meets elves.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-02-18 5 
1179559What Came Next 3: Slumdog DeputySukaretto tracks down the mysterious Pervert and is given a lesson on how weak she is, before she learns how strong she is!Collective Game, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Ishi, Star, Betty, Afterlife, Training, Crusader, Film, Sukāretto Sutorenjā, Slums2017-02-19 2 
1184486Fantasy Crusader Quest #3In which Victor Reis travel through the woods.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-02-21 3 
1194101Fantasy Crusader Quest #4In which Victor Reis survives the Wild Hunt. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-02-24 3 
1200580Fantasy Crusader Quest #5Where Victor buries his fallen brothers, and rests. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-02-26 3 
March 2017
1216085Fantasy Crusader Quest #6Where Victor Reis takes a walk and has a talk. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-03-01 3 
1225811Fantasy Crusader Quest #7Victor rescues his men from the Dark elves, but is left with several scars.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-03-07 2 
1251511Fantasy Crusader Quest #8In which Victor returns to camp, and Natalia tells a story. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Natalia2017-03-13 2 
1279234Fantasy Crusader Quest #9Where Natalia finishes telling her story.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Natalia2017-03-24 1 
April 2017
1346314Fantasy Crusader Quest #10Training and rotten luck.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-04-12 2 
1372160Fantasy Crusader Quest #11Victor has a sparring match with his friend Marcus.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-04-26 2 
52956802Saint Dracula and the Romanian ReformationVlad Tepes sells his soul for the power to drive off the Turkish invasion of Christendom and unintentionally starts a reformation.crusade, dracula, vlad tepes, vlad the impaler, reformation, theology, castlevania, faustian bargain,2017-04-29 9 
May 2017
1424110Fantasy Crusader Quest #12You meet the other Teuton Knight-Captains for a tactical meeting, and bring Kathrin along, as well. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-05-08 1 
1457345Fantasy Crusader Quest #13You resolve the meeting and run into a serious problem.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-05-16 1 
1472033Fantasy Crusader Quest #14In which Victor talks to St. Herard and Gabriel.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-05-25 1 
June 2017
1509842Fantasy Crusader Quest 15In which we tell our friends about what happened.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-06-06 1 
1575343Fantasy Crusader Quest #16In which Victor and his fellow knights head out on a Crusade to the north, through the mountains.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-06-21 1 
July 2017
1654718Fantasy Crusader Quest #17Wherein Victor and company charge the enemy, and meet them in combat.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves2017-07-18 1 
1701629Fantasy Crusader Quest #18In which you win a battle, Cellica leaves, and you learn more about the valley.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Dwarves2017-07-27 2 
August 2017
1774440Crusade Quest #1Play as a Knight, killed some bandits, moved north, and became a Lord. CrusadeQM, Collective Game, Crusader, HRE, Knight, Christian2017-08-22 2 
October 2017
1878744Fantasy Crusader Quest #19In which you break the siege of Ardon Glen.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Dwarves2017-10-09 1 
1944149Stardust Crusaders Quest 1You are 17 year-old Hitomi Furuya. In the 17th of August, 1988, you encounter the vampire Dio accosting your classmate, Kakyoin Noriaki.JJBA, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, Stardust Crusaders Quest, Karma Chameleon, DusterMan2017-10-11 5 
1970273Stardust Crusaders Quest #2Hitomi awakens Jotaro's stand as they both try to fix Kakyoin's conditionJJBA, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, Stardust Crusaders Quest, Karma Chameleon, DusterMan2017-10-27 5 
November 2017
2050112What Came Next 12: What Came BeforeNothing bad happens as we flashback to a red haired teenager on her first date.What Came Next, Wagon, Suka, Sukaretto, Flashback, Living, Bleach, Bleach Quest, Rukongai, Ukitake, Lucifer, Crusader, God, Christian2017-11-09 1 
2021121Stardust Crusaders Quest #3After getting on a plane and starting their jorney back to Egypt, the group encounters their first enemy stand.JJBA, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, Stardust Crusaders Quest, Karma Chameleon, DusterMan2017-11-11 4 
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