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October 2008
2831296The Return of Sir BrianThe Dashing Gentleman ReturnsBrian Consumptington2008-10-18 14 
August 2009
5431157Six Million Dollar ChanLittle amputee girl is going to be Six Million Dollar Chan. Further exploring the reconstruction of a surviving guro victim.dawww, sad little girl, cyborg, reconstruction2009-08-12 7 
October 2009
6271771Jaques Lailang and others tales of MANLYOR Why Cannons Are Unsporting, Unless You're Using Hand-loaded 275kg Shells.Jaques Lailang, manly tears, John Talbot, Emperor Constantine, Hasan, cannons, stab in the face, historical badassery2009-10-14 7 
November 2009
6709859/tg/ and D&D 2nd Edition.Fa/tg/uys discuss the pros and cons of 2nd edition vs newer ones, along other oldfag concepts, with amazingly little trolling.Late Nite, D&D, 2E, 2nd, 2nd Edition, Late Night, constructive arguments, discussion, old school, oldfags, good /tg/2009-11-15 1 
January 2010
7418303Conspiracy Quest part 1There's a conspiracy afoot! Unfortunately, nobody's sure what's going on.conspiracy, quest, collective game2010-01-04 0 
7430991Conspiracy Quest part 2Tensions rise as our protagonist tries to arm himself and completes another "mission."conspiracy, quest, collective game2010-01-05 1 
March 2010
8491818Asari raised Turian PC OP asks for random facts about the Mass Effect universe for his character to use. What he gets is awesome. Mass Effect, oWoD, Backstory, Turian, Asari, conspiracy2010-03-09 8 
8506074The Crazy EightWild OP appears with a conspiracy theory of most /tg/ trolling being perpetuated by an elusive cabal of eight posters. Has he just been trolled more than anyone has ever been trolled before, or is there some truth to this mysterious Anonymous detective's claims? Or is he, as some suggest, actually a member of the Crazy Eight himself? Nobody knows.conspiracy, trolls, meta2010-03-10 28 
October 2010
12556902Alternative ConsumablesOP looks for ideas to spice up his consumables and /tg/ delivers.consumable, potions, wands, oils, scrolls, homebrew, idea, ideas, Idea Thread2010-10-24 2 
December 2010
13330984Zerg Quest XXVAnon learns what the strange Protoss are about, discovers that Kingston has developed Valkyries, watches Bernie get beaten up, and fights off a pretty bad Terran infestation one of its colonies.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, TossTalk, Bernie, Conspiracy Theories2010-12-30 11 
January 2011
13637263Construct Artificer Quest 1The story of Carne, a big hulking machine full of the secret knowledge of a dead nation, after he wakes up from a Rip-Van-Winkle-like nap. You awaken. You are in a forest. Vines and vegetation cover your body of cold metal and indestructible crystal. "It is day. The birds are chirping. You can hear animals nearby. Some are eating, some stalking others to eat."quest, construct, magic, fantasy, roleplay, collective game2011-01-24 11 
13646200Construct Artificer Quest 2You're in Port Adder now. So much to do, so much time. And then we meet the NID and have to deal with a Criminal Mastermind. Yay.Construct, Artificer, Quest, Collective Game, Magic, Fantasy, Roleplay2011-01-25 5 
13659845Construct Artificer Quest 3You intimidate the fake guards, and take over a safehouse. You also interrogate one of them, and prepare to raid several other safe houses.Construct, Artificer, Quest, Collective Game, Magic, Fantasy, Roleplay2011-01-26 5 
13672773Construct Artificer Quest 4The continued adventures of the metal man in a fantasyland. Spying and shadow-boxing and playing mind tricks get cut short, with a temp ban for our beloved GM. What the fuck, /tg/.Construct, Artificer, Quest, Collective Game, Magic, Fantasy, Roleplay2011-01-27 6 
April 2011
14499941Finding the EightIn which /tg/ continues to search for the Crazy Eight. Proposals are made, information is shared, and others watch from the shadows...conspiracy, crazy eight2011-04-06 7 
July 2011
15582277Modern Fantasy Earth 2Liches and Dragons take over the thread. Also including: Deals to get rid of adventurers, a golem charity spambot, and centaur shenanigans.Advice, Earth, Elves, Racism, Lich, Centaur, Construct2011-07-15 6 
December 2011
17257411Organ Construct BardSomeone posts that their bard became augmented by a group artificer and is now part organ, discussion about a necrobard followed and many good ideas were shared.Bard, character, Necromancer, artificer, game ideas, villain, dirge, music, funny, D&D, construct2011-12-18 6 
January 2013
22368625Cyberpunk Magical Girl QuestMission Starts. Joanna Constantine, agent 029 of the Bureau, is given a mission on her day off. She isn't pleased one bit.Collective Game, Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest, Cyberpunk, Magical Girl, Platonic Forms, Joanna Constantine2013-01-03 12 
22478164Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest 02Homeland security proves to be a minor nuisance as we attempt to gather the team together.Collective Game, Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest, Cyberpunk, Magical Girl, Platonic Forms, Joanna Constantine2013-01-08 10 
22588239Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest 03You retrieve Gertrude from the cell, discover that the Lonesome Rose protocol is in effect, and abandon Victor Charlie Alpha on the chance that its been compromised.Collective Game, Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest, Cyberpunk, Magical Girl, Platonic Forms, Joanna Constantine2013-01-15 10 
22723262Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest 04You invade the Department of Homeland Security's dairy farm, unlock a new power, and search for your kidnapped comrades.Collective Game, Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest, Cyberpunk, Magical Girl, Platonic Forms, Joanna Constantine2013-01-22 12 
February 2013
22920665Red Dragon Quest 011Having taken control of the island, the Red Dragon consolidates his power and implements his policies.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon, power, gained, consolidation, policies, governing2013-02-01 17 
23268451Illuminati: The Cartoon Conspiracy NetworkThey're in your television sets, subtly influencing you through the radio waves. /tg/ puts on their collective tinfoil hat and comes up Cartoon Network, Conspiracy, Fun, Awesome, Writing, /tg/2013-02-20 21 
April 2013
24453954/tg/ gets shit done. Holy shit!Viral gets icons made for Engine Heart while the Kickstarter is building up to $10,000 and there's dice for everybody.Viral, Viralgames, Engine Heart, Robot, Robots, Kickstarter, KS, Dice, Icon, Icons, Symbol, Symbols2013-04-28 6 
May 2013
24557216Shadow Quest 16The battle of Evinbrook continues as Mr. Shadow and the mysterious woman gank a squad of mages.Shadow Quest, Collective Game, Shadow Master, CONSUME2013-05-01 25 
24617099Shadow Quest 18 Part IIIAn angel, a paladin, and a living shadow walk into a bar. Spaghetti flies everywhere.Collective Game, Shadow Quest, Shadow Master, shadow, quest, master, 18, III, 3, CONSUME2013-05-04 31 
June 2013
25551547Gundam AGE Quest: Part 34Bob the Builder arrives and we begin fixing the base up, training the paper pushers to be MS pilots and we have to deal with an asshole DJ. We go to a school to give a presentation and my laptop craps out. Gundam AGE Quest, Collective Game, DJ, Construction, Scarlet, Crocker 2013-06-20 28 
August 2013
26771117Cosmic Horror QuestYou are a cosmic, shoggoth-like horror that has descended upon a planet. Have fun.Cosmic Horror Quest, Collective Game, physical, horror, cosmic, lovecraft, eat, consume2013-08-22 9 
February 2014
30104665Pokemon Quest #20 part 1We go to the ships brig and meet a con-man named AntonioPokemon Quest, Pokemon, gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, cons2014-02-08 21 
April 2014
31185680Dungeon Construction CrewsBecause some poor group of assholes has to build the Dungeon of Eternal Suffering for Baron Von Skullfuck.Dungeons, Wizards, Construction Crews, Worksite Safety Concerns, Hard Hats, Bottomless Pits, Unionising2014-04-01 12 
August 2014
34091720The ConservatorsOP comes in with a concept for poor, badly equipped marines, proceeds to flesh them out into an interesting custom chapter with very unique practices.Space Marines, Custom Chapter, storytime, Conservators2014-08-13 22 
34152354Second Conservators threadFleshed out more of the Conservators chapter, OP started a POV character.Space Marines, Custom Chapter, storytime, Conservators2014-08-15 14 
34197710Conservators Thread 3Some more writing and lore about the galaxy's poorest space marines.Space Marines, Custom Chapter, storytime, Conservators2014-08-18 13 
34287751Conservators Thread IV: A New ThreadPeople keep on fluffing the Conservators, OP finishes his story and the Imperial Cult is examined.Space Marines, Custom Chapter, storytime, Conservators2014-08-23 12 
October 2014
35533796Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, The Real Chapter SevenWe do Governor things, put ourselves in (more) debt to build future tourist attractions, some of which are pretty Metal. We also open the ILLEGAL GOODS MYSTERY BOX, discover some hints of a forgotten Black Operation gone wrong, finally kill our pet Slaver Lord, and have a brief encounter with spooky aliens.Governor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky2014-10-15 6 
35574609Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, Chapter NineWe deal with Traders, take too long talking again, get some intel on our mystery cats, and wind up dropping everything to head off violence between heavily armed space cowboys and the New YakuzaGovernor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky, Yakuza, Cowboy2014-10-17 10 
35738075Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, Chapter TwelveWe deal (somewhat) with an overstressed power Grid, get some unsettling news on pirates, discover that our Megacorps supply ship has been taken over by brain spiders, and get a line on an old BOLO in Outlaw space.Governor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky2014-10-25 7 
November 2014
35925856Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, Chapter ThirteenWe deal with bureaucrats, some better at ignoring reality than others, FUSION UP, and annoy a Safety Bureau Inspector.Governor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky2014-11-03 10 
January 2015
37386972Governors Quest: A Tale of the Terran Commonwealth, Chapter 14Back from hiatus, a very short thread. On the plus side, we went to local bars to talk with our citizens, and raise our popularity.Governor Quest, Governors Quest, Collective Game, Quest, Known Space, Transmetropolitan, Weaboo, SciFi, Science Fiction, colony, BOLO, MURIKA, Conspiracy, Spooky2015-01-15 6 
37438653SIMPLE QUESTA tale of bears, and the simple men who love them.SIMPLE QUEST, Bears, Romance, Caves, Weak-ass Grue, Epic tales, Collective Game, Tragedy, Deconstruction, Heart-warming2015-01-17 5 
March 2015
38753465Extranatural Consultant QuestA pair of Extranatural Consultants get a case about a series of accidents involving ice sculptors and no cold puns are made.Collective Game, Extranatural Consultant Quest, Modern Fantasy, Mystery, MagicalGrill2015-03-17 7 
38771852Extranatural Consultant Quest 2Interviews are held under disguise and some history is revealed about the suspects in this mystery, a cold pun is finally made.Collective Game, Extranatural Consultant Quest, Modern Fantasy, Mystery, MagicalGrill2015-03-18 6 
July 2015
41028238Age of Sigmar and-oh fuck me.You still have not learned and I am ashamed.The whole reason I stopped coming to /tg/ was because for all your self-aggrandizing shit like this happens, that's why I shitpost on the archives, coming out of retirement, I haven't done thsi since 2013 so I don't know who this other faggot is, please learn to recognize shitposting and how the report function works, it takes two seconds of your time, consider developing a better policy on quest threads and CYOAs too, thanks, sincerly LWYS, XOXO2015-07-05 -17 
August 2015
41680792Empyrean: The World-Eatersa thread about cosmic-level capmpaigns ends in a predictably /tg/ way, and with homebrewCosmic, Galactus, Epic Level, Space, All-Consuming Vore Loli, Planet Eating, Empyrean: The World-Eaters, Homebrew2015-08-07 -20 
January 2016
44925739DCComics Struggling Student QuestOur young "hero" may partially be responsible for the destruction of Metropolis, so he decides to GTFO quick to Gotham.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-21 27 
44965020DCComics Struggling Student Quest #2Charlie almost gets mugged, meets a girl, controls some sharks, then meets Superboy.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-24 21 
44995154DCComics Struggling Student Quest #3Charlie has a bad dream, fucks up astral projection and then gets questioned by his roommates.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-24 21 
45037561DCComics Struggling Student Quest #4ShazamQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-27 22 
45079127DCComics Struggling Student Quest #5Shazam 2: Billy Batson BoogalooQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-28 21 
February 2016
45185683DCComics Struggling Student Quest #6A Haunting in GothamQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-03 26 
45288629DCComics Struggling Student Quest #7Charlie bests a hellhound.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-08 22 
45366357DCComics Struggling Student Quest #8I Ain't No ThuleQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-12 23 
45466564DCComics Struggling Student Quest #9Man, that cop is a dick.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-16 24 
45566500DCComics Struggling Student Quest #10It's just one email.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-22 24 
March 2016
45748779DCComics Struggling Student Quest #11DCCT fell alseepQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-03-02 20 
46187796Black Tides Quest 1There's a zombie apocalypse going on, and apparently you're on a boat. Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-23 3 
46207805Black Tides Quest 2: Pilage Things, Kill ZombiesNow in accordance with the "everyone must be young, hot, and in college" rule for zombie apocalypses. Gonna need to fix that.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-24 3 
46230693Black Tide Quest 3: Needs More RumAfter the first major fight with zombies, a boat that is not utter shit is aquired and the Party mechanics are slowly revealed.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction 2016-03-24 5 
46254582 Black Tides Quest 4: Now with 100% More VikingsThings go slow from an early start with the Viking Funeral, but pick up as Anon talks about the ship assault.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction 2016-03-26 3 
46271629Black Tides Quest 5: Good Morning Tonkin Gulf!Leadership decisions are made, and the plebeians are put to work. Damn slackers.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-03-27 5 
April 2016
46441576Black Tides Quest 6: Now With No April Fools Bullshit!A reposting of the OP from the ill-fated April Fools running of Black Tides Quest, with no issues this time.Collective Game, WarWolf, Zombies, boats, Black Tides Quest, homebrew system, under construction,2016-04-03 2 
46507692Black TIdes Quest 7: Waterworld ain't got shit on us!Island fort is planned, the Daughter of Trump takes command of the project, and you go off to appease your party member and kick ass.Collective Game, WarWolf, Black Tides Quest, zombies, boats, homebrew system, under construction2016-04-11 1 
May 2016
71514Digimon World Mystery AdventureYour journey begins as a human sucked into the digital world! But wait, there's a catch! A journey and adventure begins for our protagonCollective Game, D-mon, Digimon World Mystery Adventure, Digimon, adventure, Consume and Evolve, Benevolent MC2016-05-08 5 
August 2016
447985BioArmor Quest: 1st VHS80's cult classic Bio Armor Manu Beetalion presented in glorious low definition. Contains all of episode one and part of episode two.Collective Game, BioArmor Quest, Questguy, Science Fiction, 1980s, OVA, Henshin, Conspiracy, Ultraviolence2016-08-16 -10 
September 2016
513726BioArmor Quest: 2nd VHSIn which we continue our marathon of the early 90's OVA classic Bio Armor Manu: BeetalionCollective Game, BioArmor Quest, Questguy, Science Fiction, 1980s, OVA, Henshin, Conspiracy, Ultraviolence2016-09-12 -10 
606293BioArmor Quest: 3rd VHSIn which we finally become the BioArmor.Collective Game, BioArmor Quest, Questguy, Science Fiction, 1980s, OVA, Henshin, Conspiracy, Ultraviolence2016-09-22 -13 
49523878Conspiracy Theories/tg/ discusses conspiracy theories to use in campaignsconspiracy, ideas, brainstorming, conspiracies, conspiracy theories2016-09-29 3 
October 2016
697511BioArmor Quest: 4th VHSIn which we take a quick jump into a possible future, a future of hunger and desperation.Collective Game, BioArmor Quest, Questguy, Science Fiction, 1980s, OVA, Henshin, Conspiracy, Ultraviolence, Post-Apocalypse, 2016-10-25 1 
November 2016
794988Demon Overlord Quest 2Quest Prinny goes on a 3-day bender. Gneotho meets NPCs, fights a Bear and becomes a badass leader.Collective Game, Demon Overlord Quest, Disgaea, Silly Names, Quest Prinny, waifus everywhere, conspriacy, tournament2016-11-07 7 
807442Demon Overlord Quest 3More allies are gained and the plot thickens! Gneotho fights an obsessive doppelganger and sets the stage for victory! Collective Game, Demon Overlord Quest, Disgaea, Silly Names, Quest Prinny, waifus everywhere, conspriacy, tournament2016-11-09 5 
820139Demon Overlord Quest 4Gneotho and the gang do their legs of the mission preparations, then Quest Prinny gets sleepy.Collective Game, Demon Overlord Quest, Disgaea, Silly Names, Quest Prinny, waifus everywhere, conspriacy, tournament2016-11-13 6 
832659Demon Overlord Quest 5Anasael fights a monk and Gneotho enacts the plan. Victories all around!Collective Game, Demon Overlord Quest, Disgaea, Silly Names, Quest Prinny, waifus everywhere, conspriacy, tournament2016-11-17 6 
December 2016
893943Demon Overlord Quest 6Its the housekeeping thread! Gneotho breaks the news to the gang before announcing her Overlordship to the peasants.Collective Game, Demon Overlord Quest, Disgaea, Silly Names, Quest Prinny, waifus everywhere, conspriacy2016-12-04 6 
February 2017
1086324YouthQuest: Nanomachine EditionIn the aftermath of the raid on the greenhouse, every man is free to fight their own wars again. But not for the better, but for the worse.Manhorse, Youth Quest, Multi-PC, Open World, Events, Linear Storyline, Magic, Guns, Modern, Cults, Ocean Blue, ROMANCE, Drama, Consequences2017-02-03 2 
March 2017
1203931YouthQuest: Memories EditionWe didn't miss much, and move on towards exploring the forests, finaly doing alchemy and fighting the first couple of rivals.Manhorse, Youth Quest, Multi-PC, Open World, Events, Linear Storyline, Magic, Guns, Modern, Ocean Blue, Drama, Consequences, Plot, Riddles2017-03-09 1 
1238810YouthQuest: Of Mice and NomadsRivals taken care of, things return to (relative) normality. New players join in, and so do... old friends? Prepare for the Last Stand!Manhorse, Youth Quest, Multi-PC, Open World, Linear Storyline, Magic, Guns, Modern, Ocean Blue, Drama, Consequences, Plot, Bossfight, RP2017-03-16 3 
April 2017
52803944Space Opera Conspiracy Theories The deluded theories of a space opera setting's equivalent of the Ancient Aliens guy.conspiracy theories, worldbuilding, space opera,2017-04-21 2 
June 2017
53587392Will Artificial Intelligence be capable of humanity?Anons discuss if AIs capable of self-awareness, sentience, sapience, and emotion are considered human, and more related discussion follows.science, Artificial Intelligence, robots, machine, soul, emotion, human, sapience, self-awareness, semantics, intelligence, consciousness2017-06-03 5 
July 2017
1719366 Metahuman Quest: Issue #4So an archer, a cheetah, and a magician walk into a bar...Quest, Metahuman Quest, Collective Game, DC, SleepyQM, Artemis, Wildcat, Cheetah, Constantine2017-07-30 10 
February 2018
2298325Tide of StarsWe try to stop a dangerous group on a space station before the QM stops writingTide of Stars, Quest, Oneshot, Collective Game, Consul2018-02-24 1 
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