/tg/ Thread Archive

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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
June 2009
5036057Why Colonial Marines are AwesomeYour typical nighttime /tg/ thread takes a turn for the winside when a crazed fan of the US Colonial Marines takes fifty minutes to write up how well-armed stormtrooper IG equivalents took down 156+ genestealers on their lonesome against ALL odds with a broodlord thrown in to boot, making it eight stormtroopers, two pilots, one combat servitor, one civilian with prior experience with the genestealers, one administratum drone, and one unarmed and unarmored whiteshield took down an Apocalypse Reloaded Tyranid "Genestealer Infestation" formation. Epic ensues and cries of SCREENCAP commence.Colonial Marines, awesome, tyranids, xenomorphs, epic2009-06-29 12 
June 2010
10643241Colonial quest!We set up a colony in the new world. We start of pretty well, then OP goes to bed.Colonial, colonial quest, collective game2010-06-21 6 
10701259Colonial Quest 3Third part. Further expansion, and later we find our very own waifu. (Events from the lost thread outlined after few posts, namely the capture of goblin village.)Colonial Quest, colony quest2010-06-24 6 
10728531Colonial Quest 5 part 2Epic siege is epicColonial Quest, Colony Quest, colonial2010-06-25 2 
10745502Colonial Quest 6Crops fail, The baron and his daughter have a touching reunion, Hippodile invasion.. yeah we doomed. Colonial Quest, Colony Quest, Colonial2010-06-26 6 
10787284Colonial Quest 7Shit finally hits the fan and we are in all out war with the Acra.Sieges, battles, and death abound. Colonial Quest, Colony Quest, colonial2010-06-28 4 
July 2010
10854460Colonial Quest 8The war is won but they have kidnapped our wiafu! Colonial Quest, Colony Quest, colonial2010-07-01 -3 
August 2010
11727717Colonial Quest Background FluffInformation on most of the Nations, races and characters of the Colonial quest seriesColonial Quest, colony quest, collective game2010-08-18 1 
11727646Colonial quest 9Colonial quest returns, and a prison break is staged.Colonial Quest, Colony quest, Collective Game2010-08-18 2 
December 2011
17183100Empire Builder 5The first Session of Empire Builder 5Empire Builder, nations, empire, colonial, nation game, the maker2011-12-12 1 
February 2014
30439121Decolonilist settingsWherein a discussion is had about creating settings with no Western influence - in the Christian and Roman sense of the word.The Archivist, homebrew, setting, worldbuilding, history, alternative history, alternative, campaign setting, world building, mesoamerica, precolonial, africa, asia2014-02-24 5 
October 2015
43386039Xenomorph quest.The beginnings of our fledgling hive, in which we take hosts and name our 3 xenomorphs, Dildo, Raptor and Spooky.Xeno, Xenomorph, Alien, Weyland, Colonial Marine, Marine, Colonial, Queen, Praetorian, Drone.2015-10-31 -2 
43388708Xenomorph quest; part 2.In which, our fledgling hive hatches it's final two eggs, and we await our colonial friends to make planetfall.Queen, Xeno, Xenomorph, weyland, Colonial, marine, Praetorian,2015-10-31 2 
November 2015
43403391Xenomorph quest: part 3.In which we repel some colonial marines, and create the first xenomorph geneticist.Xenomorph, genomorph, praetorian, fixer, spooky, Scree!, Dildo, Raptor, facehugger, Queen, Xeno, colonial, marine.2015-11-01 2 
43422151Xenoquest part 4: thread 2In which Spooky tears a guy in half and ChatterBox starts licking eggs and sacs.ChatterBox, Spooky, Fixer, Scree!, Dildo, raptor, Xenomorph, Colonial, marine, Xeno.2015-11-02 2 
43440044Xenoquest part 5.In which we prepare to ambush the enemy force, we find some hosts chilling in the forest, and learn about a town nearby.ChatterBox, Spooky, Fixer, Scree!, Dildo, raptor, Xenomorph, Colonial, marine, Xeno.2015-11-03 -1 
January 2018
2257402Colonial Marines Quest[Thread 1]You are R.J. MacReady the Third, and you are put in charge of a rag tag group of marines. Your goal is to put down whatever gets in your wayColonial Marines, Xenomorph, Alien, Aliens, R.J. MacReady, CMQ2018-01-30 5 
February 2018
2298450Colonial Marines Quest[Thread 2]We deliver some sweet chin music to a Yautja, and then go get drunk.Colonial Marines, Xenomorph, Alien, Aliens, R.J. MacReady, CMQ2018-02-17 1 
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