/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2010
9344565Crab QuestThe riveting tale of a giant crab and his murderous rampage at sea.quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-22 11 
9365464Crab Quest 2The Crab King makes the transition from murderous tyrant to glorious emperor of the virtuous crustacean empire. Squid Beware.quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-22 10 
9369052Crab Quest 3The Crab King does battle with a FUCKING KRAKEN and comes out on top. The glory of Crustacea knows no bounds!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-23 8 
9389314Crab Quest 4The Crab King deals with the problem of humanity and sets out to find the ancient proto-crabs. All hail Crustacea!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-24 5 
9393163crab quest 5the crab king leads his mighty army into battle to gain the support of all protocrabsquest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-24 5 
9407581Crab Quest 6The Crab King is faced with a most terrible dilemma, Crustacea teeters on the brink of civil war!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-25 5 
9426590Crab Quest 8The Crab King makes an assault on a resisting band of protocrabs, and claims a giant lobster for a new mountquest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-25 5 
9493210Crab Quest 10The Crab King tangles with an eel and negotiates with turtles while his followers upgrade the lair!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-29 6 
May 2010
9571026Crab Quest 12Crab Queen located, empires merged, and contact is made with the humans! Also: Crabs dancing the Thriller.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-02 7 
9634730Crab Quest 13Whales located, squids fought, all in a day's work.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-05 6 
10096876Crab Quest 14The Crab King returns with a bang and slays the god of war Bloodshell in a vision!quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-27 5 
June 2010
10209000Crab Quest 15We go to bed with the Queen and prepare our assault against the squid.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-06-01 4 
January 2016
44610661Quest Reincarnate as a Magical SwordA thread gets Hickjacked by Dremur, QMing his first quest. We become a sword, meet our new owner, start to train to get her swollen and meet a crazy blacksmith.Colletive game, Quest, Reincarnate, Magical sword, Reincarnate as a Magical Sword, Dremur2016-01-07 5 
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About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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