/tg/ Thread Archive

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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2009
4278898/tg/ builds a city/tg/ comes up with various ideas for a steampunk mountain city including slave cockroaches, various guilds and more.city, mountain, steampunk, cockroach2009-04-14 7 
June 2009
4772110Cocky PCs getting into shit.A thread about how your players get a bit over their heads and get into trouble. Some very good stories, including the story about a paladin dying very heroically.d&d cocky players paladin2009-06-05 5 
April 2010
9408898SUCK THREE DICKSWhat began as a simple edition war troll became an enlightening discussion about ascertaining the culinary qualities of various dicks.dicks, edition war, Mr. Rage, three, books, cocks, dick, cock2010-04-24 11 
July 2010
11143565Zerg QuestCerebrate Anon begins the "What the fuck" brood. Hilarity ensues. Also, rape.Cerebrate Anon, rapelings, dicklings, cocklisks, ernie, bernie2010-07-15 47 
October 2010
12357292Lord of Cocks"At the end of the session that I just came from, one of my players declared himself, publicly, the Lord of Cocks." And then the thread was full of ideas about the proper response and repercussions for thisCocks, dicks, God, God of Cocks, One-eyed King, Cock Salesmen, Cock Duel2010-10-07 42 
June 2011
15187045The Epic of John CockburnDrawfag unites with /tg/ to craft a battle scene between two random shmucks. Hilarity ensuesJohn Cockburn, Oswald Jones IV, Fish, Mop2011-06-07 20 
August 2011
15990640Melek Tau - the psionic peacocksIn their world, beauty is power, and they are the most beautiful. Peacock feathers and camp-gay elegance everywhere. Also, psychic knife-fighting. To them, David Bowie is Chuck Norris. FABULOUS!peacocks, psychic, psionic, beautiful, FABULOUS, bitch you did not just diss my haircut2011-08-20 23 
October 2011
16525254Song of Fire and Ice P3StrongCock starts to consolidate their hold, crazy shenanigans start happening Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest 2011-10-05 8 
16534349Song of Fire and Ice P4Durian finally arrives, hunt goes wrong, crazy shenanigans Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest 2011-10-06 8 
16542494Song of Fire and Ice Quest P5Song of Fire and Ice quest P4 Edyth gets married to DurianSong of Fire and Ice Quest,Stroncock quest, Collective Game2011-10-07 8 
16572797Song of Fire and Ice P6Song of Fire and Ice, discovered who was behind the plot of bandits, then watched as Stark DISPENSED JUSTICESong of Fire and Ice Quest, Strongcock Quest, Collective game2011-10-10 7 
16594675Song of Fire and Ice P7Song of Fire and Ice, found a mercenary camp set out to fight you, paid by an unknown benefactorSong of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game2011-10-12 8 
16616021Song of Fire and Ice P8Coal mine was finished and quarry has been enlarged, Merwyn needs supplies to help CalumSong of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game2011-10-13 6 
October 2012
21201927Danny Devito-sSo, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito...Danny, Devito, late night tg, actor, cockroaches, science, what, the, fuck, is, going, on, in, this, thread 2012-10-20 46 
February 2014
30148554Errant the Star-Crossed Knight QuestSend this Knight on a Glorious quest to find the family cockring!Collective Game, Star-Crossed Knight, Cockring2014-02-11 12 
July 2014
33120151Harpy Species, Intelligence and MannerismsWhat starts off as a thread discussing the likelihood of Harpies becoming a world power through aerial martial strength (d)evolves into a discussion about dumb Dodo-Harpies, foul-mouthed Cockney-Harpies and, of course, Harpy mating habits.Harpy, harpies, dodo, dumb, cockney, fetish, world building, monsters, monstergirls, I'll fight u m8 I swear on me mum2014-07-02 20 
August 2014
33815206Cursed_Apprentice_QuestYour a wizards apprentice who gets back-stabbed and turned into a shota wacky hijinks ensue on a quest to reverse the curse before we unage into an infantshota, Agro, Cursed_Apprentice, Quest, huge cocks, pumpkin farming, OP needs to sleep,2014-08-01 12 
January 2015
37611420Cancerbugs: The Civilizationthere is a limiter on the mutation, I swear!insect, civ, civilization, collective game, formian, Scarcock Trollfister2015-01-25 2 
September 2015
42567671Overlord Light Novel Quest 1The start and happenningCollective Game, Overlord Light Novel Quest, Cocktease2015-09-17 0 
October 2015
42864523Battlecock (LEGO Quest)The reign of King Cluck begins.LEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game2015-10-03 4 
42883413LEGO quest #2 Reign of king CluckMother Clucker goes to the townLEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game2015-10-08 1 
January 2016
44606692Space Cocks QuestA quest about futuristic cock fighting. We get our first cock, get our first generation of chicks and participate in our first fight!Quest, Collective Game, Space Cocks Quest2016-01-06 7 
44671546Orc Bouncer QuestSimmons runs a one-shot.collective game, orc, bouncer, club, party, orc cock, tiny elf dick, drow2016-01-10 13 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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