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2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
December 2010
13165814Zerg Quest XXIIIAfter squandering some resources, the Swarm finds that Kingston's assault is Blitzkrieging through the third-wave colonies. Gorn and Warbrate work together to fight it back, and Anon turns to Bernie for an offensive.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Quest Thread, Bernie, May our children forgive us2010-12-16 11 
May 2011
15053294Scary MarinesWe take the scary marines and flesh them out some using rites of battle.Scary Marines, Children of Istvaan, Rites of Battle, Space Marines2011-05-26 0 
August 2011
16101160Children of The Imperium What would it be like to be a child in the grimdark future?Children, Warhammer40k, Writefaggotry2011-08-30 9 
September 2011
16173551Innocence: Lost FutureMagnificent homebrewing of original vidya. A childlike android, living its life, learning, until tragedy befalls his vault-esque home and everything goes Terminator. Fantastic concept. Fa/tg/uys are pleased.innocence, robot, monkey, vidya, children, terminator, skynet, original content, yahtzee, manly tears2011-09-04 61 
16219172Innocence: Lost Future 2More brainstorming on Inn0cence, concept art, and the foe is named something other than Skynet. Finally.Terminator, Innocence, vidya, original content, children, many tears2011-09-10 21 
January 2012
17547932Kamen Rider WARP CORE BREACHIn what starts as another request for a nonexistent toku RPG, a fa/tg/uy gives a short storytiem about being sent into orbit and then Rule of Cooling back to earth. kamen, rider, warp core breach, henshin, justice, teleporting is for wimps and children2012-01-15 7 
February 2012
18086322Immortal Child SoldiersOP describes how his GM unwittingly gave him child soldiers. Shenanigens ensue.Child, Soldiers, Immortal, Children2012-02-25 6 
October 2012
2130866140k Children's ShowsChildren's Entertainment in 40k!40k, Children, Kids, Television, Shows2012-10-27 7 
November 2012
21460436Monster GuardOP's intent is a thread where /tg/ pretends to be the monster under the bed. Due to OP's image selection, it turns into something darker, where the monster under the bed (and in the closet!) defends the child from abusive parents. OP returns, decides to reveal his writefag power level... and makes a setting out of this concept.Homebrew, original content, crunchless fluff, world building, monsters, nightmares, abuse, child, children, The Archivist2012-11-06 21 
January 2013
22445335Space Marine MountsA discussion of Space Wolves, noting the fact that the chapter uses what it names itself after as war mounts, leads to a series of hilarious photoshops of other Space Marine chapters on titular mounts.Space Marines, 40K, Hilarious, Mounts, Space Wolves, Fists, Children2013-01-07 19 
July 2013
25872894Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread OneA civilisation thread about a tribe of trolls sitting on a mountain. Goblins are taken prisoner and a war is in the offing.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-07 36 
25892379Mountain Troll Civilisation: Thread 2 (Part 1)Gronk, the fearless leader of the Children, battles the chieftain of the God Eata trolls and, with the secret of fire at his command, emerges triumphant.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-08 24 
25898050Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 2 (Part 2)A shaman named Ragnar has joined the tribe, Moruk finallay returns and a Dwarven mine is located. A new war will surely follow!Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-08 21 
25912720Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 3A great raid is pulled off against the new goblin camp, a diplomatic messenger is sent to the dwarves and aggressions are made towards the south lands. The next thread will see two important missions come to fruition.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-09 21 
25933487Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 4The new slaves are put in their place and the trolls receive a grievous insult from the dwarves.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-10 21 
25993977Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 5War between the trolls and dwarves breaks out, and several victories are won inside the dwarf mine.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-13 20 
26030864Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 6The dwarves are sent running still further and Gronk shows that nothing is beyond his power, by eating a god.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-15 22 
26072197Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 7The dwarves are defeated and the Children of the Mountain adopt the mine as their new home. Gronk has a new son, one quite unlike the others.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-17 20 
26093727Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 8After being sent out, Ragnar returns with news of three other troll clans. Gronk, then, decides to challenge all their leaders to a free-for-all battle for total dominance over all the mountain's trolls.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-18 20 
26100534Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 8 (Part 2)The battle for dominion over the mountains begins, and Gronk makes an early victory. By the end of the thread, only two chiefs are still standing.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-18 18 
26114680Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 9The duel is finished, Gronk emerging victorious. Gronk then heads back to the mine and begins preparations for his next conquest.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain2013-07-19 15 
26143217Stories from the 41st MilleniumA few writefags do 40k stuff, until one blows us away in a "Waiting for Godot 40k" style story.40k, writefaggotry, Ultramarines, Alpha Legion, cultist, Emperor's Children,2013-07-21 9 
26174012Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 10Mating rights are given to Moruka and the winner of a contest, and Vulug returns from Märlas with news.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain, Collective Game2013-07-22 12 
August 2013
26373695Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 11Gronk readies the trolls for war while maintaining discipline in his wayward trollkin son. At the end of the thread, the stage is set for the attack on Märlas.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain, Collective Game2013-08-01 9 
26411470Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 12The battle kicks off, a new sport is invented and an attack comes from a rear.Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain, Collective Game2013-08-03 7 
26528490Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 13Märlas is taken and the spoils are to be divided. Vulug asks for a particular female, while The Scrivener tries to tempt his audience with a little teaser for next time. Civilisation quest, Children of the Mountain, Collective Game2013-08-09 8 
26563709Mountain Troll civilisation: Thread 14A mysterious messenger from the east arrives at Märlas to both congratulate the Big Papa on his victory and request the tribe's help.Collective Game, Civilisation Quest, Children of the Mountain2013-08-11 7 
October 2013
27488162All-children ADVENTURE party ideasOP asks if an all-kids adventuring party would be acceptable. /tg/ jumps on the idea and awesome ensues.campaign ideas, campaign, Children, Adventure, loli, /tg/_gets_shit_done, I wish to be the little girl, Monsters, Digimon, Game Ideas, little fears2013-10-02 16 
November 2013
28176952Mountain Troll Civilization: Thread 15Gronk returns to /tg/, learns some new magic and begins negotiations with the undead. He also cooks up a cunning plan with Moruk.Collective Game, Civilisation Quest, Children of the Mountain 2013-11-08 3 
28286757Mountain Troll Civilization: Thread 16A duel is fought and a few new things are learned. Gronk decides who will rule in his place while he seeks adventure and glory in the east.Collective Game, Civilisation Quest, Children of the Mountainb2013-11-14 1 
April 2016
46564172Be the BEG Chapter 18We wage war, and find out a few thingsCollective Game, BEG, Be the BEG, Children2016-04-09 5 
46840672Random Power Generation GameA champion of Slannesh is coming to do things to your orifices you cannot even imagine. Do you survive?Random Power Generation, Emperors Children, 40k, orifice invasion, slannesh, 2016-04-23 2 
August 2016
436775Civilization Quest Thread (Children of ASSUR)A thread in which horrible luck leads a druidic society to ruin twice in as many days.Children of Assur, Civilization Thread2016-08-07 5 
453583The Children of Assur, Thread Two: Spiteful AjaxThe Exodus of the Assii, and their union with the MazdiiChildren of Assur, Civilization Thread2016-08-16 4 
June 2017
1624519GoT builderHistoryOP's GoT builderHistoryOP, GoT builder, Giants, Children of the Forest2017-06-29 1 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

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