/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

Key
Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
October 2009
6420120Chuck E. CheeseStarts with Chuck E. Cheese declaring his superiority to /tg/, then becomes epic when a fatguy tells us the story of how he descended into the ball pit to retrieve his favorite ring from the evil mouse himself.Chuck E Cheese, epic, writefag2009-10-25 57 
May 2013
24887437The Necromatic CheesemongerA thread about how cheese plays into games results in some epic story time about a Necromancer's cheese mongering empirestory time, necromancer, necromancy, cheese2013-05-18 80 
February 2014
30552099Rat Quest One Shot/tg/ is a rat. They demand answers and cheese.Collective Game, Rat Quest, Cheese, Existential Dread, Revolution2014-02-28 10 
March 2014
30660028Random Dimensional Quest 7: Of Nosy Sprites and Angry GodsIn which Nick faces aggressive beings from multiple dimensions and slow-ass hates the internet.Collective Game, Random Dimensional Quest, Nick Trimmers, barber, Quest, cheese, Splak2014-03-06 2 
November 2014
36430419Burger Girls Quest“Welcome to McDougall’s, can I take your order?”Collective Game, McDougall's, Ham, Cheese, Bacon, Avocado2014-11-27 15 
May 2015
40118201Game of the DamnedWe become Steve Duncan, caught in the Game of the Damned. We meet our succubus familiar and start to hunt Ang-za-haru.Game of the Damned, Quest, Collective Game, Cheesecake2015-05-23 5 
40133847Game of the Damned 2We hunt down Ang-za-Haru, and defeat him by fucking Kiki into him to bits. Kiki grows, gets a new power and we recieve a new mission.Game of the Damned, Quest, Collective Game, CheeseCake2015-05-24 5 
40149884Greater than GodWe become Alpharius Omegon, God of Everything - yet it isn't still enough! We meet Excercia, from a different universe, and we start to explore the possibilities beyond.Greater than God, Quest, Collective Game, CheeseCake2015-05-24 4 
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About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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