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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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October 2013
27695341Washed up Villain questThe beginning of Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third's tale. In which he signs a rather dubious contract for freedoms, takes over a gang, executes the former leader via train, Makes his henchmen look presentable, learns the arcane arts, and dabbles with necromancyMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain2013-10-11 22 
27707106Washed up Villain quest 2In which we start our less than legal businesses, spend a day with a zombie in the town, meet an old woman who isn't as she's seems, hit a demon with a train, see the world from the eyes of John fritz, and decide to set out sights on the Devils Mustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Train, Evil, Villain, 2013-10-13 12 
27726113Washed up Villain quest 3In which Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third takes up pupeteering creates a drug to control the minds of others, Gets a car and goes for a trip in the woods with Mr.Fritz and Miss Smith, Frees and Binds a fae creature, takes ownership of a cottage fit for a necromancer by fight a horde of skeletons with a cane, Corrupts a sword of justice and heroism into an abomination of a weapon, among other thingsMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, random events2013-10-14 12 
27846385Washed up Villain quest 4We suddenly become a god, plan our villainous marriage to the goddess of justice (out of character) and turn a mighty demon into a little girl because Bethany though it was funnyMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, God2013-10-20 10 
27886400Washed up Villain quest 5Bethany attends a wedding, learns the meaning of fear and also loses one of his most trusted companionsMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Necromancy, Evil, Villain, god, 2013-10-23 6 
27956521Washed up Villain quest 6 : End of part 1In which We fight nature itself, start the Apocalypse, fight with our fellow gods, and commit the ultimate Sacrifice with Justice to save the world from the void we opened. Meanwhile two children are born in the world of AlbionMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Villany, Justice, Rebirth2013-10-26 7 
28008605Washed up Villain quest 7Gunther uses Jimmy's bone to give a bad wolf more than he can chew on, gets a tatoo, and learns THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAYMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Albion, Knothole glade, balverines, random events, THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY2013-10-30 11 
November 2013
28041185Washed up Villain quest 8Guther meets Justice 2.0 and they have a lovers spatMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Albion, Demon door, 2013-11-01 10 
28125732Washed up Villain quest 9Gunther goes Berserk, Removes a mans arm, destroys a forest, becomes a hero, kills some bandits, and encounters and beats the shit out of something not even in this setting Mustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Albion, THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY, heroes, 2013-11-06 11 
28218341Washed up Villain quest 10 we make men fly and make crab people fly even higher. Trouble involving an irishman, a real bastard and a little demon girl...in space! also we get the voice out of our head and gain another one as a twig loses her eyesMustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, albion, Crab people, Space,2013-11-11 5 
28290654Washed up Villain quest 11Dick dastardly faces his greatest challange yet...a family reunion. He also ruins the story line of fable, by beating jack of blades and goes to a rather bizarre world.Mustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, albion, Jojo's bizzare adventure2013-11-15 4 
January 2014
29402841Washed up Villain quest: RedoThe beginning of former arch villain Wilhelm Valentine's quest to get back on the top after he was insulted one to many times, and deals with demons and assholish super heroes Mustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Washed up Villain quest:Redo, Demons, Superheroes2014-01-10 3 
29419418Washed up Villain Quest: Redo 2Washed up Villain Quest: RedoWashed up Villain Quest, Collective Game2014-01-10 0 
29536750Washed up Villain quest Redo 3In which Willheim Vallentine finds a new hat, finally gets over his hangover, and gets some new threads (with the side effect of a massive debt)Mustache Twirler, Collective game, Washed up villain quest, Prinny, Debt, Nothing much happens,2014-01-15 0 
June 2014
32857268Washed Up Quest Old Muscle Wizard forced into the military decides "Fuck the King" and leaves on merry adventuresCollective Game, Washed Up, Muscle Wizard, Monk, Like a Petal 2014-06-18 5 
September 2014
34820089Washed Up Villain Quest/tg/ attempts to recover from the loss of their home and friend, summoning a berserker and robbing a bar in the process.Collective Game, Washed Up Villain 2014-09-12 1 
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