/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
March 2010
8480915Collection of Cantakerous, Cholesterol-filled ComestiblesWhat begins with a combination of two venerated /tg/ snacks snowballs into a gauntlet of dishes promising to test even the fittest and leanest of fa/tg/uys.HNNNGG, food, suicide, meatbread, baconweave2010-03-09 0 
July 2010
11120613The Rousing Tale of Suicide Man!/tg/ learns the fun and productive ways that body jumping can kill Here's a hint, making 12 cops dive from sky scraper windowshero, body jump, funny, nightmare fuel, suicide, gurps2010-07-14 12 
11158582Suicide man returnsSuicide man is back with another session, and unlike others, doesn't draw out the story time like an attention whore.Suicide, Suicide man, gurps, funny, story, story time2010-07-16 8 
November 2012
21516592Suicide Quest: the OneshotA oneshot quest about a man in a mascot suit stuck in a time loop akin to groundhog day. Collective Game, Suicide Quest, Modern2012-11-11 33 
December 2012
21928723OP the Beta fa/tg/uySomeone seeks sympathy on /tg/. He discovers why this is a terrible mistake and things soon become amusing. Whining, Beta, Cruelty, Humour, Suicide, Chinese, Thin Your Paints, Disappointment2012-12-07 7 
March 2015
38518691Suicide Quest Pt 4In which our hero has a nervous breakdown and fights a baphomet type demon.suicide, collective game2015-03-09 3 
38832749Suicide Quest 5MC gets lost and passes pig bridgeSuicide, Collective Game2015-03-20 2 
March 2016
45778623Earth is a Magical RealmAnon is educated in the Magical Realm of Earth, hosted by our beloved DM: Mother Nature.nature, learning, magical realm, dolphin suicide, necrophilia, traumatic insemination, CAWWWING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN, fish onaholes, hyenas2016-03-05 22 
July 2016
396067You awake in Westeros... Ch.3 - QUESTIn which our QM shoots himself in the foot by revealing that he was also a player all along. Then everyone becomes Velo.Game of Thrones, You awake in Westeros, quest, collective games, QM suicide2016-07-22 4 
December 2017
56897286Interesting Original MonstersA collection of ideas for new monsters to add to your games.creatures, monsters, worldbuilding, setting, suicide bomber drop sloths,2017-12-25 4 
January 2018
2197895Self-Assisted SuicideQuest #1A young girl named META 1 begins her absurd quest by entering the shadow-like reality of Traversal.SASQ, Self-Assisted SuicideQuest, METAGHOST2018-01-04 1 
2181098Suicide Squad Quest #1Former mob enforcer Chris Nelson - aka Rasputin - joins the Suicide Squad.Suicide Squad Quest, Collective Game, AmWall2018-01-06 6 
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About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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