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May 2012
19105347Submersible Witches Quest 1"You are CPO Cleona Wilhelmina Kukyendall, and you are having a pleasant dream." strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters,2012-05-15 22 
19129078Submersible Witches Quest 2You are CPO Cleona Wilhelmina Kukyendall, and you wake up to a Martian in your face.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-17 20 
19191599Submersible Witches Quest 3You are CPO Kukyendall, Radio Witch and Torpedoman's Mate, and you have just been told your friend is still alive.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-22 20 
19279671Submersible Witches Quest 4You are CPO Kukyendall, and you are in the middle of a jailbreak. You now find yourself in the middle of a gargantuan, underwater room, with a transparent ceiling.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-29 16 
19282404Submersible Witches Quest 4-bContinuation of Submersible Witches Quest 4.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-29 14 
June 2012
19364714Submersible Witches Quest 5You are CPO Kukyendall, and you have just been invited to dine with fine wine by an Admiral.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-05 14 
19448362Submersible Witches Quest 6You are CPO Kukyendall, and today you found out Martians can't swim. Probably.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-12 14 
19535331Submersible Witches Quest 7We press the big red button. Again. Aren't we smart?strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-19 14 
19625464Submersible Witches Quest 8Taking flight with no training gives us a badly-burned arm. Also, Rae's sister is a bitch.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-26 14 
July 2012
19715966Submersible Witches Quest 9You are CPO Kukyendall, and tonight you are a sibling counselor. Also, Socks is cheating on us.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-03 14 
19811188Submersible Witches Quest 10You are Henrietta Falkowska, and you dearly wish you could wake up from reality.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-10 13 
19928090Submersible Witches Quest 11You are Cleona, and you are stuck in a cell.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, Sleep_Deprivation2012-07-18 13 
20022758Subwitches 12We arrive in Australia, and meet MacArthur. For what little good it will do. strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-25 13 
20121477Submersible Witches Quest 13We pull the trigger, and Kotters gets autobanned while updating.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, autobanned, ban word2012-07-31 12 
August 2012
20226258Submersible Witches Quest 14Mad scientist appears, Tom has nice buns and anon is menaced by corgis.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-07 17 
20321913Submersible Witches Quest 15Do know what time it is? Party time.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-15 12 
20417609Submersible Witches Quest 16Hooking up Yetta, Australian bar fights and a potential samefag asking for shota. Such is life in Subwitches Quest.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-22 12 
20523186Submersible Witches Quest 17A tender moment with Socks and MISUNDERSTANDINGS.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-29 12 
September 2012
20613017Submersible Witches Quest 18"I'll need bombs. Lots of bombs."strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-06 13 
20638539Submersible Witches Quest 19Close encounters of the tentacled kind.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-08 16 
20702062Submersible Witches Quest 20Martian Commander side story! No /tg/, you ARE the tentacles!strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-13 13 
20726378Submersible Witches Quest 21With this helmet you can't get into my head, Charles! Also, dat ass.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-15 13 
20790857Submersible Witches Quest 22We give Socks a taste of our berries and he wants more. Also, some stuff with Ito.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-20 20 
20814943Submersible Witches Quest 23Showing Socks some new and unfamiliar sensations. Also, MacArthur is a cockhat.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-22 20 
20882723Submersible Witches Quest 24"Welcome to Subwitching 101. I'm Chief Kuykendall and I'll be in charge of your training for the next two weeks."strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-27 20 
20910249Submersible Witches Quest 25We talk about boys with Alice. Also, some stuff with the Curse of the Rothrocks.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-29 21 
October 2012
20978695Submersible Witches Quest 26HEADWINGS VERSUS BAT EARS. THE GREAT DEBATE. Also, Socks straps us to a table to watch us sleep.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, headwings2012-10-04 22 
21006297Submersible Witches Quest 27The curse of the Rothrocks is solved. OR IS IT? Also, Harton wants a taste of the Cookie.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-06 21 
21074211Submersible Witches Quest 28Socks and Cookie have a weird dream about being stuck in the House of Leaves. Together. Or something. Also, Rae has no leads on the Rothrock case.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-11 21 
21169966Submersible Witches Quest 29We have some skinship with Socks. Also, Sp'jook has our number and Odessa is down in the dumps again. Such is life as subwitch.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-18 20 
21198900Submersible Witches Quest 30Cookie gets some letters from her brother, and nearly breaks down in front of Miranda. Still haven't finished that report for MacArthur, though.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-20 20 
21275517Submersible Witches Quest 31We give Boser a good tongue lashing. Also, Yetta tells us about the wonders of hobbits and dorfs.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-25 20 
November 2012
21377359Submersible Witches Quest 32Rae shows up, we manhandle Odessa. Also, we may or may not have broken Ogawa. Whoops.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-01 23 
21476905Submersible Witches Quest 33We teach Socks the glory of toast. Also, ERRYBODY FALLING APART.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-08 20 
21585370Submersible Witches Quest 34Socks gets into socks and accepts his cuteness. Also, Rae is a bro and has the best ideas.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-15 21 
21692055Submersible Witches Quest 35Odessa almost drowns and gets vaguely molested. Also, we get handled roughly by Ogawa.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-22 20 
21797592Submersible Witches Quest 36Ogawa finally gets a much needed talking to. Also, flirting with Victor.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-29 21 
December 2012
21908405Submersible Witches Quest 37Fun times in the showers. Also, we tell Socks how much we need him.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-06 21 
22126876Submersible Witches Quest 38We talk with Victor, make Victor run off, talk to Victor AGAIN, read a little about the future. Also, MacArthur's back.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-20 20 
22237729Submersible Witches Quest 39We meet with MacArthur and get PROMOTIONS! Also, Rae is not cute.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-27 20 
January 2013
22362187Submersible Witches Quest 40The final exam. It goes less than well. Also, OgawaxBoser OTP.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2013-01-03 14 
April 2014
31457092Submersible Witches Quest 41Martian telebots nearly kill us as we storm ashore in search of Natsumi Ogawa and her thought-dead sister, Harumi.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, SuWQ, SEALs, Frogmen2014-04-14 11 
31606874Submersible Witches Quest 42As we wake from a dream of the past, we find ourselves surrounded by friends...and MacArthur's continued dickishness.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, SuWQ, SEALs, Frogmen2014-04-21 6 
October 2018
62492676Unbreakable TritonsFa/tg/uys make a Guard Reg of kickass mariners40K, Imperial Guard, Wet, Sonic Guns, Submarines, 2018-10-16 5 
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