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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
June 2009
4727699ArachnopocalypseThe world of man is over. Now the world belongs to the arthropods. Foremost among them are the spiders who now struggle to survive against innumerable dangers.setting, spiders, homebrew2009-06-01 2 
February 2010
8181276Spider StorytimeRandom shit thread becomes epic when a writefag crashes the partyspiders, writefag2010-02-20 2 
March 2010
8825141LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 1THE TALE OF RACHNUS RAGEOUS BEGINSRACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK2010-03-27 21 
8828033LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 2RACHNUS RAGEOUS COMES OF AGE, GETS A BADASS PAIR OF WEAPONS AND A PET SPIDER, BECOMES A MAN, AND MEETS THE EMPRAHRACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, EMPRAH2010-03-28 11 
8846702LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 3Two hundred years after Part 2, Rachnus and his brother Alpharius plan the assault on a renegade human world suspected of sorcery. Rachnus recalls the death of his adoptive father Maloris, and he along with the Silencers (The Legion's Nulls) prepare to make planetfall.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-29 10 
8866464LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 4Rachnus Rageous and his Silencers land on the warp-infested planet, and make their way to the capital city's heart, only to find... Daemons.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, EMPRAH, TZEENTCH, OMEGON, ALPHARIUS, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-30 10 
8879803LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 5Rachnus and Alpharius conquer the chaos-ridden planet, and the Emprah calls for a family reunion!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-03-30 6 
April 2010
8904549LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 6Isstvan V, the glassing of Rachnus' homeworld, and the capture of Tialoc.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ISSTVAN V, SKY SERPENTS, TIALOC, ALPHARIUS, HORUS HERESY2010-04-01 5 
8963143LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 9Generic puttering around in the aftermath of the heresy - Also, NECRONS!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-04-04 5 
July 2010
11262498Spiders? In MY vagina?I'm trying to calculate a reasonable volume of spiders a drow could spew from their nethers.drow, spiders, vagina2010-07-21 36 
December 2010
13186600Thousandlegged GoldenspidersTwo photographs are transformed into a discussion on golden thousand legged spiders.spiders2010-12-17 11 
February 2011
13917447And They Shall Know no Fear, only spiders./tg/ indulges in one of its oldest and most primal phobias.spiders2011-02-16 9 
May 2011
14897507Dark Lord Quest Part 2In which we recruit an assassin, and continue working on our plans for world domination. Also, SPIDERS!quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, witch, contract, bind, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS2011-05-12 10 
14904666Dark Overlord Quest 3We meet the old boss. And manipulate him.quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS2011-05-13 10 
14918470Dark Overlord Quest 4With success comes annoying adventurers, parasitic merchants, and fucking elves. Oh those fucking elves.quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS2011-05-13 8 
14928381Dark Overlord Quest 5We find out who the plotter spying on us was, form a plan for dealing with him, and get closer to Shaiara. We also have a revelation: bonsai is evil!quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS, bonsai, evil bonsai2011-05-14 10 
14939603Dark Overlord Quest 6We have a tournament and meet an uppity drow. We also find an orc ronin without a katana folded a million times.quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS, drow, orc2011-05-16 10 
14949512Dark Lord Quest Part 7The torture go on, the orc samurai becomes our servant, and our spiders became torturers and can even talk!quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS, drow, orc, torture2011-05-16 9 
14960957Dark Overlord Quest 9Not much gets done, BUT we do learn a lot. And seem to have some horrible Shadow Magic disease. Also, Succubai!quest, collective game, overlord, evil, dark overlord, witch, contract, bind, spiders, spider, SPIDERS, OH GOD SPIDERS, Succubai, Shadow, Archon2011-05-18 10 
December 2011
17384620Spiders are SuperiorThis thread is spiders.spiders, spider, funny, copypasta, never change /tg/2011-12-31 11 
April 2012
18648326This thread is now spider villiansRiddle thread gets derailed, /tg/ makes a spider villian.Spider, villian, the spider man, spiders to spider2012-04-10 10 
July 2012
19868766Planetary Governor Quest: Part FourteenWe talk about politics, Democracy up, make some good headway in dismantling the Hulk, and accidentally wake up something terrible in the core of the Hulk by abysmally failing a roll.Planetary Governor Quest, Collective Game, Space Marines, Astartes, Imperial Guard, IG, PDF, RT, Rogue Trader, Xenos, Warhammer, 40K, Tyranid, Tyranids, Genestealer, Pirates. spiders, oh god why, SOB, Sisters of Battle2012-07-14 11 
19886971Planetary Governor Quest: Part 15The continuation from 14.5, we bro it up with insect Xenos, piss of the SOB, and finally finish with that HulkCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Space Battle, Orks, RT, Rogue Trader, HTML, Space Hulk, Politics, Spiders2012-07-15 13 
October 2012
21153111Lich's Employee Quest pt 14Daniel goes into the woods, and get stuck in a time loop. Time travel occurs.skeleton quest, Hydra, forest, time travel, training, spiders2012-10-16 11 
December 2012
22308210PokeQuest: The Journey of Tomas GreenIn this quest OP gives /tg/ the control of a farm boy going to see his uncle in the capital city. He brings a Gastly and goes down the main road. Steals a Zorua, and somehow mcguiver a guy into giving them a Tower.Pokemon, Quest, collective game, Ghosts, Spiders, 2012-12-31 7 
April 2013
24002336Spider derailingOP wants help with miniatures. He gets horrifying spiders. (land_war_in_asia.jpg)spiders, spiders, spiders, pubic lice, horror2013-04-02 5 
September 2013
27317114Post Apoc Hivemind Mutant Civ Quest Part 9Things continue to unravel. More heroes vanish, others thankfully return. Our insignificance becomes more significant. Minor things like spiders and alternate conversion techniques discovered. Conspiracies, revelations, we go down the rabbit hole.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Spiders, Political Intrigue, Impending Doom2013-09-20 5 
27344108Eclipse Phase: Captain SilkbeardOne anon walks us through Eclipse Phases' life path character creation system. Dutch spider-pirates ensue.character cretion, eclipse phase, sci fi, spiders, lulz, lol, awesome, holland, knitting, weed, whores2013-09-21 13 
May 2014
32075160HorrorworldOP posts the beginning of a story in which the Old Ones return bringing with them all humanity's fears then requests contributions. What follows is absolute nightmare fuel and spiders. Lots of spiders.Horrorworld, stories, story, worldbuilding, Old Ones, spiders, 2014-05-13 16 
August 2014
33858723Cursed Apprentice Quest 3In this episode we meet a QT spider and make it our familiar, We cuddle it and arwen, We decide to say fuck it with the town and ditch, on a walk to the city, Shit happens.Cursed_Apprentice, Quest, Collective Game, Spiders, Cute, Shota, Fried chicken, brown elf boobage, whyaretherenopicturesofshotawizards,2014-08-03 13 
November 2014
36022362Letters from Gri'goriThe thread where the concept of Drow refugees as Eastern European immigrants is bandied about. drow. D&D, characters. funny, spiders2014-11-08 43 
December 2014
36746401Arachnophobia QuestThe crawling terror strikes in your bedroom at your weakest moment! I hate spiders, oh do I hate them very much so! Collective Game, Spiders, oneshot, one-shot2014-12-13 1 
July 2015
41522153Oh god, spiders!Alright, fa/tg/uys. I'm running a Pathfinder campaign right now and one of my players said encounters with spiders were always boring, cuz they're all just about webs and poison. Does anyone have any ideas on how to make a spider encounter terrifying? I've picked out the monster to use, the Diamond Spider, and the setting/environment is a dense Temperate Forest.spiders2015-07-29 17 
August 2015
41537612Spiders!Spiders in 3.5x as race and culture? /tg/ sets to fleshing out the concept.Spider, spiders, worldbuilding, lore, d20, D&D, Pathfinder, homebrew2015-08-01 6 
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