/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
June 2009
5037420speeches that you wouldn't mind shamelessly stealing, either for heroes or villainsepic speeches, one-liners and other incredible commentary up in here. awesomeness at it finest./tg/, epic, qoutes, speeches, speech2009-06-29 3 
July 2012
19748429Chapter Quest XIXChapter prepares for the enemy invasion of their homeworld. Manly tears are had in the end when Chapter Master tells about the doom that awaits them and brothers promise to die for him.Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Manly Tears, Speech, Exploration, Invasion, Preparation2012-07-05 5 
19764338Chapter Master Quest XX - Mormark CampaignChapter Master deliver epic speech, tons of reinforcement from Admech and Guardsman equivalent come to our aid. We show Faceless who's bossCollective Game, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Chapter Master Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Strategic Girth, Manly Tears, Speech, Exploration, Invasion, Battle, Mormark2012-07-06 5 
March 2016
45782966emperors text to speech memesA regular emperors tekst to speech thread turn into meme creating many new reaction images are made archived for those who missed it.emperors text to speech, memes, reaction images,2016-03-04 11 
May 2020
4248673Body Horror Quest - 43rd VeinShu preaches to the cult with a sermon in order to tell them to stop behaving like a cult. Anons crank out lots literal essays of write-ins.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, Cults, lotsa write-ins, philosophical speechcraft, SMT, choices2020-05-24 6 
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About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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