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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
January 2010
7447178Emperor's Day GreetingsThe Emprah receives overdue holiday greeting cards from his sons, fans, and archenemies. Goofy shenanigans ensue.Emprah, primarchs, 40k2010-01-06 10 
March 2010
8825141LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 1THE TALE OF RACHNUS RAGEOUS BEGINSRACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK2010-03-27 19 
8828033LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 2RACHNUS RAGEOUS COMES OF AGE, GETS A BADASS PAIR OF WEAPONS AND A PET SPIDER, BECOMES A MAN, AND MEETS THE EMPRAHRACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, EMPRAH2010-03-28 11 
8846702LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 3Two hundred years after Part 2, Rachnus and his brother Alpharius plan the assault on a renegade human world suspected of sorcery. Rachnus recalls the death of his adoptive father Maloris, and he along with the Silencers (The Legion's Nulls) prepare to make planetfall.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-29 9 
8866464LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 4Rachnus Rageous and his Silencers land on the warp-infested planet, and make their way to the capital city's heart, only to find... Daemons.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, EMPRAH, TZEENTCH, OMEGON, ALPHARIUS, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-30 10 
8879803LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 5Rachnus and Alpharius conquer the chaos-ridden planet, and the Emprah calls for a family reunion!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-03-30 6 
April 2010
8904549LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 6Isstvan V, the glassing of Rachnus' homeworld, and the capture of Tialoc.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ISSTVAN V, SKY SERPENTS, TIALOC, ALPHARIUS, HORUS HERESY2010-04-01 5 
8963143LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 9Generic puttering around in the aftermath of the heresy - Also, NECRONS!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-04-04 5 
9096275XX Legion DiscussionEveryone is Alpharius (or Omegon). /tg/ comes up with a new wordfilter.Alpha Legion Alpharius Omegon Primarch2010-04-10 1 
9340146Primarch childrenA discussion of what it would be like to be the child of a Primarch turns into imagining what their daughters would be like instead. The Primarachs are hilariously overprotective parents.Warhammer 40k, 40k, Primarchs,2010-04-21 9 
9343960Primarch children pt2Daughters of the PrimarchsWarhammer 40k, 40k, Primarchs, Daughters2010-04-22 13 
9395019More Daughters of the PrimarchsYet another thread as this interesting subject More name development.Warhammer 40k, Primarchs, Daughters2010-04-24 2 
9411077Sons of Primarchs revistedMore discussion of Daughters of Primarchs which reverts back to the original idea of Sons of Primarchs towards the end.Sons, Primarchs, Daughters2010-04-25 0 
9420971More Primarch Daughter StuffMore primarch daughter stuff, debate over which ones are waifu material, and a bit of trolling on the side. All in a day's work, really.Primarchs, Daughters, Sons2010-04-25 0 
9423853Primarchs Daughters 3/tg/ continues to flesh out it's hit teen comedy 'Pri-High'.40k, Primarchs Daughters, writefaggotry2010-04-25 1 
9427456Daughters of Primarchs 4/tg/ writes more about the primarchs' daughters.40k, Primarchs Daughters, writefaggotry2010-04-25 2 
9453334Primarch's Daughters and SonsYet more Writefaggotry on the sons and daughters of the primarchsPrimarch's Daughters, Primarchs, writefag, 40k2010-04-27 -2 
May 2011
15047148Primarch's DaughtersSome new writefagging on the Daughters and some fapfics too!Primarch's Daughters, Warhammer High2011-05-25 0 
June 2011
15125681Ask a GW Manager Anything Part 3Games Workshop Manager returns. Now with 100% more Finecast and holy shit what is going on with the story?Games Workshop, Manager, Primarch, Finecast2011-06-01 12 
August 2011
15993346Primarch's Daughters/Warhammer High Thread After a long wait, more discussion of Primarch's Daughters Warhammer 40k, 40k, Primarchs, Daughters, Writefaggotry2011-08-20 0 
October 2011
16658369Primarchs in D&DWhat first seems like a disappointing piece turns out to be awesome writefaggotry. tweest, primarchs, warhammer, 40k, d&d, 3.5, awesome, writefaggotry2011-10-17 12 
June 2012
19338901Warhammer High: Bleeding OutA new story in the Warhammer High Universe, muck darker than usualWarhammer High, Primarch's Daughters, Someone Else, Bleeding Out, Writefaggotry2012-06-08 8 
19520086Warhammer High: Bleeding Out 2the Story continues as our two writefags chock out more Bleeding OutWarhammer High, Primarch's Daughters, Someone Else, Bleeding Out, Writefaggotry2012-06-18 17 
19562384Bleeding Out: The FinaleRemilia and her father attempt to reconcile, the trial concludes, and Team Bro depart for Hell. More or less.Bleeding Out, Someone else., Warhammer High, Primarchs' Daughters, writefaggotry2012-06-22 8 
July 2012
19835955Warhammer High: ROAD TRIP!Writefag Someone else. surprises /tg/ with a new Warhammer High story. It involves warp travel, and lots of it.Someone else., writefaggotry, warhammer high, Primarchs' daughters, storytime, rule 632012-07-12 12 
19882126ROAD TRIP! ContinuesYet more faggotry from Someone else.Someone else., writefaggotry, warhammer high, Primarchs' daughters, storytime, rule 63, ROAD TRIP2012-07-16 10 
20058837ROAD TRIP! Once moreThe Nocturne leg of the trip concludes. Ahriman's Aide and Darkmage submit subsequent chapters of their own stories.Someone else., writefaggotry, warhammer high, Primarchs' daughters, storytime, rule 63, ROAD TRIP2012-07-28 13 
August 2012
20275472ROAD TRIP! Part TresThe party leaves Nocturne for the land of more wolfs Someone Else, Writefaggotry, Warhammer high, Primarchs' daughters, storytime, Rule 63, ROAD TRIP2012-08-13 11 
September 2012
20636475Warhammer High threadSomeone else., Ahriman's Aide, and DarkMage whip out some fresh content, as does an unnamed drawfag.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, ROAD TRIP!, primarchs' daughters2012-09-08 10 
20823859Some more Warhammer HighThe thread starts off slow in Ahriman's absence, then it turns into something horribly wrong.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, ROAD TRIP!, primarchs' daughters2012-09-23 8 
October 2012
21002344Primarchs' Daughters and Warhammer HighSomeone else., DarkMage, and Ahriman's Aide return to begin wrapping up their current projects.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, ROAD TRIP!, primarchs' daughters, trip into hell, ghosts of rage2012-10-05 12 
21196988ROAD TRIP!: Homeward bound.Someone else. and Ahriman's Aide try to wrap up their projects as Ghosts of Rage resumes.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, ROAD TRIP!, primarchs' daughters, trip into hell, ghosts of rage2012-10-19 7 
December 2012
22179909Primarch's Daughters/Warhammer High ThreadSome festive season writefagging from the WHH writefags.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2012-12-23 3 
22277164Primarch's Daughters/Warhammer HighThe year ends, and we look back on WHH with new drawings and writingsawesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2012-12-31 8 
January 2013
22413076Warhammer High: Someone Else's FinaleSomeone Else concludes his contributions to the Warhammer High universe with his final story, Eternity. Awesome and trolls ensue.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2013-01-06 21 
22563153Warhammer High: Someone Else's Finale 2Eternity comes to an end, and with it Someone Else's foray into Warhammer High also ends. The Trolls and Haters rejoice.awesome, someone else., writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2013-01-14 8 
February 2013
23271053Warhammer High: Bound FateA brand new WHH writer sets out his story. Cue awesome and discussion about the nature of Warhammer High.awesome, ILikeCommas, writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2013-02-20 8 
23372572pretending to be in emperors familywe wrote funny stories on what would happen if primarchs were our brothers primarch emperor warhammer40k warhammer 40k greentext stories story funny 2013-02-25 5 
March 2013
23548738Warhammer High: Bound Fate 2ILikeCommas continues the story of Bound Fate.awesome, ILikeCommas, writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2013-03-07 5 
23790578Warhammer High: Bound Fate 3The story continues, and the Slide cartel is revealed to be larger still.ILikeCommas, writefaggotry, 40k, warhammer, whh, warhammer high, primarchs' daughters2013-03-21 5 
July 2013
26308859Samus Aran vs a Space MarineA discussion as to who would win in a fight goes to weird and wonderful places.Metroid, 40K, Space Marine, Samus Aran, Unknown Primarch, Blood Ravens, Bjorn2013-07-29 9 
March 2014
30718552Primarchs return due to Malal, Manly Tears.Pre-Heresy Primarchs with fixes and their Legions returns due Malal screwing Chaos, Manly Tears and Glorious tag-teams against some of Deamon Primarchs occur. Glorious. Possibly Space Pirate and Chief Thunder as Lost Primarchs.40K, Pre-Heresy Primarchs, Manly Tears, Setting2014-03-10 5 
30789099Primarchs Return 2More associated writefaggotry about the Primarchs returning to the Imperium.40k, Pre-Heresy Primarchs, setting, writefaggotry2014-03-12 5 
30851860Primarchs Return #3 - Writefaggotry followsA continuation of the second thread, writefaggots pursue the angles of retaking Cassini Array, the lost Primarch and Battle for Terra40k, /tg/, Writefaggotry, original content, manly tears, space marines, worldbuilding, warhammer 40k, Primarchs Return, Awesome, Alternative setting2014-03-15 2 
30958863Return of the Primarchs Part 5/tg/ continues to writefag on the Primarch's return.40k, Pre-Heresy Primarchs, writefaggotry, Setting2014-03-22 2 
March 2015
38616336Primarch Thread, Be everyoneBe Primarch The shit you put up with...Rogal Dorn, Primarch, Fulgrim, Greentext, Kharn, Warhammer 40k, Humor2015-03-13 10 
May 2015
40204029Lost Primarch Quest 1We create our character, the eleventh primarchCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch2015-05-27 12 
40223047Lost Primarch Quest 2The primarch Sol Prementus has been working for a month...Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch2015-05-27 12 
40245256Lost Primarch Quest 3We fuck up some orks and then Kraven was kill.Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch2015-05-29 9 
40263494Lost Primarch Quest 4Kraven lives, and brings the action as Sol Promentus fights the OrksCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Orks, Bolts2015-05-29 9 
40284592Lost Primarch Quest 5We search for lost technology, a year after we free the slavesCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Dark Age Of Technology, Relics2015-05-31 12 
June 2015
40329804Lost Primarch Quest 6It has been five years since Sol Prementus landed on Kilionos...Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Mutants, Hive city2015-06-01 6 
40351720Lost Primarch Quest 7We continue on our way and then Kraven dies before final postCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, STC, Dead, Hive2015-06-03 8 
40393280Lost Primarch Quest 8We have a talk with a greedy noble.Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Noble, Hive2015-06-05 8 
40432727Lost Primarch Quest 9Sol Prementus spends the year building the perfect DAOT flagship to lead his fleetCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Flagship, DAOT2015-06-06 6 
40479846Lost Primarch Quest 10In which Sol Prementus finds himself embroiled in the middle of a fleet engagement against foul Greenskins and Kraven dies again.Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Flagship, Invictus, Orks2015-06-09 6 
40501261Lost Primarch Quest 11: Worldbuilding EditionWe take a break from Sol and do some weird worldbuilding for Kilionos!Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Worldbuilding, Not much really happened plotwise but it was still fun2015-06-10 6 
40563803Lost Primarch Quest 12We have a celebration in honor of us and the people's progressCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Kilionos, Celebration2015-06-13 7 
July 2015
40993233Lost Primarch Quest 13Kraven is dead, long live Kraven. Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, 2015-07-04 5 
41141330Lost Primarch Quest 13First Planet found by fleet, we meet a trustworthy fellowCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch,2015-07-11 6 
41180055Lost Primarch Quest 15KRAVEN LIVES!!!!collective game, lost primarch quest, eleventh primarch, kraven lives, spess battle2015-07-13 7 
41226907Lost Prinarch Quest 16The dark eldsr board our ship only to meet an angry primarch!collective game, Lost Primarch Quest, Primarch, Eleventh, Psyker, Eldar2015-07-15 8 
November 2015
43388883What if Primarchs were incorruptibleThe question: what would the 40k universe be like now if each Primarch had been as incorruptible as Sanguinius and the other loyalists?Speculation, Primarchs, 40K, W40K, 30K, HH, Heresy2015-11-04 -10 
September 2016
625690XI Primarch QuestWe create one of the lost Primarchs and spend his first days on his new desert homeworld scavenging DAoT Technology and gaining allies.Collective Game, Quest,40k,Primarch,XI Primarch Quest2016-09-28 2 
October 2016
648122XI Primarch Quest part 2Records are uncovered detailing the location of a military installation, Coron and friends investigate.Collective Game, Primarch, XI Primarch Quest, 40k2016-10-09 1 
May 2017
1400761Primarch Thread/qst/ attempts to fix the emperors mistakes with new primarchscollective game, 40k, primarch, Taman Shud, 2017-05-09 1 
August 2018
61168266Warhammer high returns... for awhile An average shitpost leads to new stories and sentimental fa/Tg/uys Warhammer high,Primarchs' daughters,2018-08-05 3 
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