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Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
October 2012
21075981Ogre Civilization Quest 1Ogres, the dumbest yet luckiest creatures to walk the earth, start their own civ(-thing?)... with a squish.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-11 79 
21086937Ogre Civilization Quest 2Ogres fix their rock shanties, eat cacti, diplomance beetle-men- and then they get lucky stupid and stupid lucky in the same thread, like a boss.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-12 36 
21112876Ogre Civilization Quest 3This is where most DMs would stare at the players' rolled dice in horror, then stare at his notes, stare at the dice again, and then tear up his notes and throw them away. ... but for us, it's just ogres as usual.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-14 36 
21141794Ogre Civilization Quest 4The ogres encounter their very first bonafide royal queen! Even more miraculously, it doesn't end in complete disaster! (Well, the ogres get shiny new toys, so that PROBABLY counts as disaster of some sort.)Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-16 35 
21156153Ogre Civilization Quest 5Your average ogre: friend to all animals, bountiful grower of mushrooms, shaper of rocks and earth, and complete and utter destroyer of most deities' peace of mind.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-17 34 
21260669Ogre Civilization Quest 6The ogres come back for the one guy who went missing, because they leave no ogre behind. And then... then, they diplomance the hell out of some unexpected guests, as only an ogre can.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-10-24 33 
21316367Ogre Civilization Quest 7The ogres burn their luck to gain new allies, but at the cost of haviHE COMES! HE COMES!!Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-10-28 34 
November 2012
21377809Ogre Civilization Quest 8The ogres get settled back into something resembling normality with their new allies, try to figure out how to work together, and once more wrestle the primordial forces of nature into submission.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-01 45 
21508068Ogre Civilization Quest 9The ogres learn cooking, badass forging, and encounter a malevolent Archdemon Lord from the deepest depths of hell. Poor bastard didn't stand a chance.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-10 42 
21586036Ogre Civilization Quest 10The boss of the ogres mediates between the ogres' two closest allies, and learn a little about their strange mutual enemy.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-15 32 
21644010Ogre Civilization Quest 11The ogres finish their second ever diplomatic expedition to the beetle-men, tame some more animals, and... the boss of the ogres adds one and one together and gets WHAT.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-19 41 
21797415Ogre Civilization Quest 12The ogres discover firearms(?), wrap the very fabric of time and space around their fingertips to make more elves, make their own currency, and meet with the most neckbearded of neckbeards: the dwarves.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-29 33 
December 2012
21875063Ogre Civilization Quest 13The ogres finish diplomancing the dwarves. And then they set about improving their lives with the help of bad cliches and toilet humor.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-12-04 42 
January 2013
22886678Ogre Civilization Quest 14After a two-month hiatus, the ogres return! And promptly get back to rolling high, scoring themselves a new set of very loud, very strange alliesOGRES? OGRES? YES? NO?Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-01-31 45 
February 2013
23015814Ogre Civilization Quest 14Blorps sanity continues to decline. Skeletons, geomancy and PUNCHING THE SKY.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-02-06 36 
March 2013
23916206Ogre Civilization Quest 16The ogres prepare for war! ... by accidentally reshaping space, time, magic, and reality to their whims. Yup, it's just your average day at Ogir Place.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-03-27 34 
April 2013
24041904Ogre Civilization Quest 17Talkings are had, War plans are drawn, and we hand a merchant a sack of shit in all possible meanings of the term.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-04 33 
24194060Ogre Civilization Quest 18We examine a cave, get doublestupid and meet an anciend demon spiderthing. Preparations for the ultimate hug are... go?Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-12 35 
24326141Ogre Civilization Quest 19We begin the battle with a flying leap into the air, hit all of the buttons, then luck just hemorrhages fortune.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-18 38 
24538061Ogre Civilization Quest 20The ogres defuse a potentially explosive situation, plan to negotiate between two warring civilizations, and then agree to a duel between titans.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-30 42 
May 2013
25020695Ogre Civilization Quest 21The ogres commandeer a battle between titans by relying on their usual terrifying luck- and shattering minds in order to unleash an ungodly amount of dakka. "... and it, it was /ogres/..."Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-05-24 34 
25060085Ogre Civilization Quest 21.5A bonus thread acting as a combination of Q&A session, scene request, and hashing out some terrifying possibilities for the future.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-05-26 32 
June 2013
25404019Ogre Civilization Quest 22The ogres' leader deals with the fallout of bending reality as much as he has over the past twenty threads.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-06-13 34 
25666028Ogre Civilization Quest 23The ogres try to put a stop to rampant VENGEANCE and turn their attention toward the dwarflands.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-06-26 50 
February 2014
30377987Ogre Civilization Quest 24The ogres return, and they finally begin picking up the pieces after all that's happened to them and their allies.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-02-20 40 
30531003Ogre Civilization Quest 25The ogres refuse to leave time well enough alone, abusing the time stream to learn VERY IMPORTANT THINGS about the world.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-02-27 30 
March 2014
31066815Ogre Civilization Quest 26The ogres (and an elf) visit their oldest allies, only to find some SERIOUSLY SPOOKY THINGS going on! Not that this stops them from unspooling time and space, of course.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-03-25 29 
July 2014
33500616Ogre Civilization Quest 27The boss of the ogres engages in some cultural exchange, breaking brains across time, space, and the bounds of sanity and/or reality and/or common sense.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-07-18 24 
33683737Ogre Civilization Quest 27Space gets borked, Bawss talks to himself, Goblins get the tables turned, and the RNG likes to mess with people.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-07-27 21 
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