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March 2017
1310313Starborn For Hire 1: The Stars Have AlignedThe Crossover Quest of Starborn and Magical Girl For Hire Begins. Miranda arrives in Munis for a bodyguard job, meeting Purps.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Introduction2017-03-31 20 
April 2017
1333511Starborn For Hire 2: Sirens Sing Several Suspicious SongsThe prologue ends and the tour is soon to begin! We get on the road and make new friends like only Purps and Miranda can.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Introduction2017-04-06 8 
1348395Starborn For Hire 3: Isn't this Magical?The Godswatch show begins after a little chafing and a siren going a little bit nuts.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Godswatch2017-04-11 5 
1360494Starborn For Hire 4: #JustSirenThingsThe show must go on and All That Jazz. We interrogate, discover and sing.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Godswatch2017-04-13 5 
1381463What Came Next 5: What Are You Doing With Your Afterlife?Waking up with a bad case of starving and a worse case of everything hurting. Suka decides to play along with the bandits... for now.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Godswatch2017-04-21 5 
1383855Starborn For Hire 5: Lambs to the SlaughterhouseWell isn't this lovely? A horde of undead, a slaughterhouse pumping them out in mass fabrication? So long as we don't CRITFAIL...Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Godswatch2017-04-21 6 
May 2017
1428046Starborn For Hire 6: For I would walk <100 Miles & I Would Walk <100 MoreIn a short thread, Purps excercises & spends time with Hona whilst Verde and Trish bond.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Godswatch2017-05-06 5 
1440293Starborn For Hire 7: SHOWTIMEPurps sets off her trap. Then a running battle is joined. Meet; S.T.A.L.K.E.RCollective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Travelling,2017-05-10 5 
1468221Starborn For Hire 8: Leno-n Me And I'll Be Your FriendShort Thread due to QM curse and busy schedules. A watch happens, Miranda meets Luc and Hona kidnaps Purps.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical,2017-05-18 5 
1478541Starborn For Hire 8.2: Leno-n Me And I'll Be Your FriendSame as 8. Life's a bitch for both QMs right now.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Introduction2017-05-22 6 
1493910Starborn For Hire 10: Let's Get This Show Back On The RoadIt's time to play poker, bitches.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical,2017-05-26 5 
June 2017
1521299Starborn For Hire 11 We'll Reach Leno EventuallyThe party make it to Leno and take up watch. Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Travelling,2017-06-03 5 
1541660Starborn For Hire 12 Star is Sick EditionThe finale approaches as the investigators begin to put some puzzle pieces together.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover, Musical, Leno2017-06-07 5 
1559755Starborn For Hire Finale: The Phantom of the OperaInterrogations. Curtain Call. Reality is at Stake.Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Leno,2017-06-12 5 
1583041Starborn For Hire Finale: The Phantom of the Opera Pt2A closed performance begins, but will it be the end of our dynamic duo?Collective Game, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Leno,2017-06-19 5 
1594020Starborn For Hire Finale: The Phantom of the Opera Pt3The Finale continues to continue. This time though we get C-C-COMBOCollective Game,COMBO, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Leno,2017-06-20 5 
July 2017
1659424Starborn For Hire Finale: Curtain CallAll good things must come to an end. The big guns come out on the grandest stage of them all. Bah Gawd.Collective Game,COMBO, Star, Starborn, Wagon, Magical Girl for Hire, MGFH, SAL, Miranda, Purps, Sirens, Theatre, Crossover,Boss Fight, Leno,2017-07-15 6 
1705238Magical Girl For Hire #30With a new employee in tow, Miranda learns she's moving on up in the world. So she goes drinking.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-07-31 22 
August 2017
1727688Magical Girl For Hire #31The new hire gets her outgoer license and her trial-by-fire mission is to assassinate evil captain planetMGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-08-09 22 
1754458Magical Girl For Hire #32Investigations started, shots hit and missed, rookies panic- it's kinda like XCOM.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-08-18 21 
1777967Magical Girl For Hire #33Miranda and crew blow things both old and new up. and by that I mean a museum and some heroes (and a villian.) A job well done!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-08-24 22 
September 2017
1801665Magical Girl For Hire #34Miranda gets back, tries to work on a new technique, but...Interdiction wants words with her.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-09-03 23 
1833610Magical Girl For Hire #35Miranda gets a call about one of the newbies. Due to QM issues, that's about it.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-09-11 21 
1880552Magical Girl For Hire #36Miranda (reluctantly) goes to a recruiting event in the Intersection, and has a very interesting fight...MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, MGHandler, Collective Game, mercenary2017-09-28 21 
October 2017
1928352Magical Girl For Hire #37The fight ends prematurely, and as a palette cleanser we take on a new job- and become a wolfgirl who becomes a vengeful spirit.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-10-11 21 
1954921Magical Girl For Hire #38The new hire notches her first blood, and Miranda gets a bit childish after. We also prep for a solo job!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-10-21 21 
1994212Magical Girl For Hire #39Miranda embarks on a mission to remove a mob family. We intimidate, inquire, and sneak.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-10-31 23 
November 2017
2043470Magical Girl For Hire #39.5Miranda begins her task in earnest, and in just a couple days, takes down her first mark. Aaand now the mob boss is coming. Big steps!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-11-15 21 
2080474Magical Girl For Hire #40We play poker, and pretend we're slightly less magical than we really are.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-11-26 23 
December 2017
2104611Magical Girl For Hire #41Miranda takes an odd job in order to do her actual job. It's very very odd.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-12-10 21 
2130898Magical Girl For Hire #42Miranda has to deal with some creeps, and some (not so) doity rats.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2017-12-20 22 
January 2018
2162806Magical Girl For Hire #43The situation rapidly changes. Miranda now needs to stick and move.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-01-05 21 
2205946Magical Girl For Hire #44Miranda's too hot to handle! Not literally, though. There IS fire involved, however.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-01-16 22 
2233703Magical Girl For Hire #45More members of the Giogionne Crime Family are swatted down, but then, as soon as we get a lucky break...MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-01-28 21 
February 2018
2265195Magical Girl For Hire #46The job is finished- albeit only partially. We return to The Intersection- and decide to go back to where it began.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-02-11 21 
2299314Magical Girl For Hire #47We are Lorelei. Lorelei gets into robo-fighting! MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-02-23 21 
March 2018
2334978Magical Girl For Hire #48Lorelei gets her first win on a clueless kid. No, not via his virginity. She also sets up for her big tournament debut!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-03-08 21 
2369221Magical Girl For Hire #49Lorelei fights officially, WITH and then unofficially- AS a robot. And THEN things get weird.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-03-18 21 
2400110Magical Girl For Hire #50Prima gets a new look, and Lorelei is become the life-bringer, the soul-giver. There are hugs aplenty.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-03-30 21 
April 2018
2430570Magical Girl For Hire #51We end the bot battling, but NOT the bot buddying! As Prima and Jago come along with us, we prep for a major outing taking some ruins.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-04-02 22 
2442745Artificer Quest Thread #20 ft MGFHThe first AQ&MGFH Crossover thread. Miranda, leading a full team, journeys to an unnamed deathworld to secure an Airship for a mafia family.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-04-11 28 
2469358Artificer Quest Thread #21 ft MGFHThe second AQxMGFH Crossover Thread. A boat ride is taken, and a Ruin that is far more than it first seem is slowly explored.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-04-24 22 
May 2018
2504819Artificer Quest Thread #22 ft MGFHThe third AQxMGFH Crossover Thread. Enemy mercenaries are engaged, secrets are slowly unraveled, and a nightmare is unleashed.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-05-06 22 
2539082Artificer Quest Thread #23 ft MGFHThe fourth AQxMGFH Crossover Thread. The Scourge, the Shadow, and the Sanctum.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-05-19 23 
June 2018
2577676Artificer Quest Thread #24 ft MGFHThe fifth AQxMGFH Crossover Thread. With some spare time on hand, the team continues investigating the frigate and the final team arrives.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-06-03 22 
2618113Artificer Quest thread #25 ft MGFHIn this thread we fight off the last team and their big axe wielding girls, kill a giant monster, And talk with Izumi about things.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGhandler, StorytellerQM2018-06-18 21 
July 2018
2664025Artificer Quest Thread #26 ft MGFHThe seventh AQxMGFH Crossover thread. Out of enemies to kill, all parties enjoy the remainder of their time in the Ruin before returning.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-07-02 21 
2701298Artificer Quest Thread #27 ft MGFHThe eighth and final AQxMGFH crossover thread. Returning to Shirahoro, the team enjoys a day and night off before the end.Artificer Quest, MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, Crossover, MGHandler, StorytellerQM2018-07-11 21 
2729876Magical Girl For Hire #52: Home Sweet HomeMiranda and the gang finally get back home, just in time for Miranda to find different duties await her there...MGFH, Magical Girl, Collective Game, MGHandler, mercenary2018-07-28 20 
August 2018
2767668Magical Girl For Hire Quest #53Settling the kids in and showing them around.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-08-13 22 
2802242Magical Girl For Hire #54The kids try a simulated job.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-08-25 21 
September 2018
2838695Magical Girl for Hire #55In this short thread, Miranda reminisces about beginners mistakes, then brings the kids over to HQ to meet Owlia.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-09-07 21 
2875199Magical Girl For Hire #56: We Are (Not) A BabysitterWe introduce some younger kids into the life of an Outgoer, and then set off on a job to be a servant to one. Life ain't grand sometimes.MGFH, Magical Girl, Collective Game, MGHandler, mercenary2018-09-21 21 
October 2018
2906402Magical Girl for Hire #57Miranda gets her Fate/stay night on in a magical academy, helping her client get through a series of tests.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mnary,2018-10-03 20 
2939571Magical Girl For Hire Quest #58The first two tests, a side mission, and things aren't as simple as they appear.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler 2018-10-13 20 
2965630Magical Girl For Hire #59: Work Hard, Play HardMiranda decides to take to training her client a bit. But the carnival waits for noone...MGFH, Magical Girl, Magical Girl for Hire, Collective Game, MGHandler, mercenary2018-10-26 20 
November 2018
3000444Magical Girl For Hire #61Miranda and Lysan take part in some carnival games. And then get games played on them.MGFH, Magical Girl, Magical Girl for Hire, Collective Game, MGHandler, mercenary2018-11-04 20 
3025368Magical Girl For Hire Quest #61.5Thread marked #61 is actually #60, this is #61. Some reading, the Test of Mind, a not-date, and the start of Test of Might.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-11-18 20 
December 2018
3055956Magical Girl for Hire #62We finally come to the last test of the mission, a classic fighting tournament.MGFH, Magical Girl, Magical Girl for Hire, Collective Game, MGHandler, mercenary2018-12-07 20 
3096345Magical Girl For Hire Quest #63Finishing the tournament, and finishing the job.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2018-12-21 20 
January 2019
3125252Magical Girl For Hire Quest #64Errands back at the Intersection.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-01-02 21 
3149224Magical Girl For Hire #65Miranda finishes up her errands, gets to know a new item, and gets stinking drunk. The sudden lost of a lot of motes means job time!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-01-13 20 
3176457Magical Girl For Hire Quest #66We fight more shadows, help bears fight shadows, upgrade a disused weapon, and show why monologuing is a bad idea.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-01-27 20 
3204875Magical Girl For Hire Quest #66.5 Q&A thread, including discussion about the learning/upgrade system.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-01-31 20 
February 2019
3218112Magical Girl For Hire #67Miranda meets an overeager archer, hears news of a regime change, meets a pair of elite lizard warriors, and fights berserker elves.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-02-10 20 
3252162Magical Girl For Hire #68“Push me closer! I want to kick them with my giant rabbit feet!”MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-02-21 20 
March 2019
3287541Magical Girl For Hire Quest #69Talking with spiders, a sidequest for books, and the rat city.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-03-08 20 
3324140Magical Girl For Hire Quest #70Finally testing the Gauntlets, and a little more backstory. These are completely unrelated. Also investigating a warrior Blackweb.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-03-17 20 
3357954Magical Girl For Hire #71Taking care of an ambitious spider, letting Gartoum do his thing and recruiting for our spider's coup d'etatMGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-03-30 21 
April 2019
3392457Magical Girl For Hire #72Short thread, we start figuring out a flamethrower spell, check in with Carrang, and listen to her ramblings.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-04-12 20 
3431273Magical Girl For Hire #73Miranda gets a new accessory, Gartoum meets our clients, and we meet Topi and Bechel, bounty hunters extraordinaire!MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-04-27 20 
May 2019
3463915Magical Girl For Hire Quest #74Telling lies to dumb driderkids, meeting and defeating Khaom, yet another drider prisoner, and where's that big black portal thing going toMGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-05-09 18 
3499038Magical Girl For Hire #75Miranda and Izumi cheat to kill- ahem, Miranda and Izumi pragmatically resolve the situation with Lord Kolm with minimal loss. Explosively.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-05-26 19 
June 2019
3534271Magical Girl For Hire 76Doing various things in The Intersection and going on a run with the two bots.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-06-12 17 
3575114Magical Girl For Hire Quest #77Getting acquainted with this world and its inhabitants.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-06-26 16 
July 2019
3603685Magical Girl For Hire #78Blowing up a secret laboratory on our second mission for Aegis, we meet some of the locals.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-07-10 15 
3658718Magical Girl For Hire #79Short thread, where Miranda tries blind fighting in the pit and going on errands for local Scrappers.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-07-29 12 
August 2019
3699759Magical Girl For Hire #80Miranda ends things with the Scrappers, and returns to her ACTUAL job to get promptly chewed out and punished. We turn lemons into lemonade.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-08-13 12 
September 2019
3745994Magical Girl For Hire Quest #81In this short thread, we discover Prima is Magic!(al), test Owlia's universal communicator, and prepare for the next mission.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-09-01 11 
3803941Magical Girl For Hire #82Miranda, Prima, and Jago discover a long abandoned military facility...which seems to have more than a couple of secrets.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-09-29 11 
October 2019
3847549Magical Girl For Hire #83After the job is accomplished, the clients decide they'd rather not pay. This does not end well for them.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-10-14 14 
November 2019
3872501Magical Girl For Hire #84Girls Night In, with poker and movies! And then we join Izumi's mission.MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler2019-11-01 8 
3897255Magical Girl For Hire #85Izumi gets closer than she'd like to one of targets, we meet a shocking contact, and a stakeout goes south. MGFH, Magical Girl For Hire, magical girl, mercenary, collective game, MGHandler, Magical Girl Revenge Quest2019-11-19 6 
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