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May 2009
4471600Gods = Xom"So after checking out some ancient mythology, paying special attention to divine dickery, I came to conclusion that all gods are Xom. Discuss." And so they did.gods, mythology, dickery, Xom2009-05-05 3 
4655339Neckbeard marriage!A fellow eloquen/tg/entleman asks /tg/ on ways for him to propose to his beloved lady. The neckbeards respond in their usual way, alongside some good ideas.dick-in-a-box, love, /tg/, metathread, neckbeard, help, advice2009-05-25 5 
July 2009
5110242Cyberpunk Home InvasionOP is playing an honourable mercenary in a cyberpunk game. He awakes to find an intruder in his house, and she's only the first unwelcome guest he'll have this evening.cyberpunk orphans dickery itsatrap2009-07-06 7 
5215969Da Legend of Moby GitMoby Dick...with orks. Now in Questâ„¢ form. Moby Dick, orks, collective game2009-07-21 6 
November 2009
6899036Stupid Players, DM SMASH!Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best.story time, dick moves, DM hate2009-11-28 5 
February 2010
8042226REGINALD BRICKDICKLERA drawfag creates a character by drawing the first thing suggested after each question. Things predictably spiral out of control.BRICKDICKLING, kobold backup singers, pennywhistle, what even the fuck /tg/2010-02-12 22 
April 2010
9408898SUCK THREE DICKSWhat began as a simple edition war troll became an enlightening discussion about ascertaining the culinary qualities of various dicks.dicks, edition war, Mr. Rage, three, books, cocks, dick, cock2010-04-25 11 
July 2010
11143565Zerg QuestCerebrate Anon begins the "What the fuck" brood. Hilarity ensues. Also, rape.Cerebrate Anon, rapelings, dicklings, cocklisks, ernie, bernie2010-07-15 39 
October 2010
12357292Lord of Cocks"At the end of the session that I just came from, one of my players declared himself, publicly, the Lord of Cocks." And then the thread was full of ideas about the proper response and repercussions for thisCocks, dicks, God, God of Cocks, One-eyed King, Cock Salesmen, Cock Duel2010-10-07 39 
November 2010
12844530Dark Heresy Statting - Iron Warriors Dreadnought/tg/ helps to stat a Dreadnought for use in a DH game against the acolytes, a near unstoppable killing machine is created, needless to say Heresymaker's players will soon encounter this TPK clad in armour and bristling with Chaotic energy.Dark Heresy, Dreadnought, TPK, Stat, Iron Warriors, Acolytes, GM dickery,2010-11-19 3 
December 2010
12993969Is the Emperor a Dick?Well?Emperor, 40k, Warhammer, Dick2010-12-02 2 
13020762Space Marines of the Star ShanksComedy writefaggotry. If Douglas Adams decided to create a Space Marine's Chapter. Much dickwounding. Continuation of 13013334Writefaggotry, story, funny, storytime, writing, Star Shanks, dickwounding 2010-12-04 5 
March 2011
14350870Amusing NPC name threadOP asks the /tg/ hivemind to give some interesting and amusing names for NPCs. Also, cocks.npc, name, dicks2011-03-24 1 
April 2011
14527687Dicko the GeniePeople attempt to get a wish out of a malicious, very solar-inclined genie.genie, sun, wish, dicko2011-04-09 11 
June 2011
15330682Sargent ScramblesWhat starts off as a "fight the necrons" thread quickly turns into Pokemon 40kNecrons, blood angels, pokemon, ripper, DICKS, Skittles, Awesome, Quest2011-06-21 17 
August 2011
16047950GM Plot Twists and MindfucksOP wants a thread about GMs screwing players over with plot, but provides such an example that is an excellent plot twist. The thread then changes to a discussion about excellent campaign plot twists.GM, dickery, mindfuck, plot, campagin2011-08-24 5 
September 2011
16362820Ten Thousand Dicks for a werewolf gameOP posts some serious hyperbole and suffers for it. Serious thread derailment ensues.Derailment, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, nwod, dicks2011-09-20 33 
December 2011
17383418ITT: OP tells us of how his GM is godlike.OP wants an ITT: Goddamnit thread, but he tells a story of such awesome GMing that everyone discusses it instead. Worth the read.GM, dickery, mindfuck, plot, campagin, why, sad, xanatos gambit, sad2011-12-31 7 
January 2012
17499880Kobold Baculums5e general is derailed by some idiot who thinks penises don't have bones. Discussion commences with kobold religion.Kobold, baculum, dicks2012-01-11 16 
October 2012
21340000The Cost of the CrownA cunning, upcoming young Heir apparent talks through political intruige and how to deal with the other PCs. As more is revealed, the rabbit hole goes deeper than expectedCost of the Crown, King, Evil character, dickery, Planning, Destiny, doomed hero2012-10-29 14 
December 2012
21825767Murdo McRitchie QuestDerailing /a/-quests into the adventures of Scottish Rance for fun and profit!McRitchie Quest, Scottish Rance, Hot Dickings2012-12-01 8 
21901987First Post QuestWe are dead. We are hell's soldier. We can change our soul body. We changed into a naga with a snakedick named Sly and sword waifu.Collective Game, FPQ, snakedicks, sword waifus2012-12-05 13 
21906024First Post Quest IIThe further advventures of Snakedick the Magnificent. Collective Game, First Post Quest, Snakedick, sword waifu, utter insanity2012-12-06 8 
January 2013
22554414MtG: Dick Edition Fa/tg/uys take the flavor text of various MtG cards and replace a single word with "dick" in each one.Magic: The Gathering, MtG, Dicks, Dick Jokes2013-01-13 17 
February 2013
22993614#MyMagicalRealms dark secretsDrama of the highest sort in the ERP community, as someone reveals the scandalous That GM actions of the leader of #MyMagicalRealm and the tale of highest asshattery.Story time, awesome, Dickery, That DM, ERP, IRC, DRAMA, OHGODTHEDRAMA2013-02-07 6 
23029387Blatant Fetish Quest IOur half-incubus protagonist begins her trip to become a student at the Scholomance.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-08 39 
23034410Blatant Fetish Quest IIOur protagonist explores Paris and seeks forgiveness from the girl she wronged.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-08 39 
23048817Blatant Fetish Quest IIIOur protagonist has a romantic evening in Paris, then heads back to the hotel, exhausted.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-09 35 
23056123Blatant Fetish Quest IVOur protagonist soars through the air on a parkour training course.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, parkour2013-02-09 38 
23064813Blatant Fetish Quest VOur protagonist starts seriously studying and flies from Paris to Romania.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-10 34 
23084572Blatant Fetish Quest VIIOur protagonist starts meeting classmates and making friends for the coming year.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-11 34 
23091239Blatant Fetish Quest VIIIOur protagonist finally arrives at the Scholomance and starts learning healthy paranoia.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-11 33 
23104232Blatant Fetish Quest IXOur protagonist starts properly exploring the site that may be their new sanctum.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-11 33 
23108216Blatant Fetish Quest XWherein our protagonist encounters an unexpected meta-demonBlatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-12 34 
23113709Blatant Fetish Quest XIOur protagonist gets to know her estranged father, a prisoner in a magical city.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-12 35 
23124466Blatant Fetish Quest XIIIn which our protagonist learns about blood bonds and binds her father. Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-12 35 
23130331Blatant Fetish Quest XIIIOur protagonist spends nearly an entire thread deciding how to feed her father, then waits.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-13 39 
23143283Blatant Fetish Quest XIVOur protagonist grills her father for information and prepares to move.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-14 32 
23149687Blatant Fetish Quest XVOur protagonist learns that decisions have consequences, even if you don't see them yet.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-14 34 
23162303Blatant Fetish Quest XVIOur protagonist gets better-acquainted with the Lotus and their special brand of magic.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, Jeff Bridges2013-02-14 32 
23166502Blatant Fetish Quest XVIIOur protagonist learns more about dryads and her unique mystical physiology.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-15 36 
23181629Blatant Fetish Quest XVIIIOur protagonist studies and gets a better lay of the land.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-15 29 
23187537Blatant Fetish Quest XIXOur protagonist finds trying to deal with a vampire lord positively infuriating.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-16 31 
23191861Blatant Fetish Quest XXOur protagonist learns what it means to hate.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-16 32 
23199993Blatant Fetish Quest XXIOur protagonist makes some use of a Vampire Lord heart.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance 2013-02-16 36 
23219023Blatant Fetish Quest XXIIOur protagonist spends a lot of her time on phones and learning how to meditate.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance 2013-02-18 31 
23226745Blatant Fetish Quest XXIVOur protagonist has her first day of classes.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance 2013-02-18 30 
23239733Blatant Fetish Quest XXIVOur protagonist acquires the missing second key to her sanctum and learns she has room to improve.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-18 27 
23246185Blatant Fetish Quest XXVOur protagonist passes a week with studies.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-19 29 
23266545Blatant Fetish Quest XXVIOur protagonist forges a metal monster from acid and pain, then ties a pretty bow on it.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-20 35 
23282256Blatant Fetish Quest XXVIIOur protagonist's monster wins the pet monster olympics.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-20 27 
23288414Blatant Fetish Quest XXVIIIOur protagonist stands vigil outside Liz's testing, then unwinds at home.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-21 26 
23300890Blatant Fetish Quest XXIXOur protagonist tests modifications to the monster and makes good on a promise.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance2013-02-21 28 
23305373Blatant Fetish Quest XXXOur protagonist hatches a dryad and becomes a mother.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-22 29 
23319954Blatant Fetish Quest XXXIOur protagonist fails at studying and tries to figure out how to help her baby see.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-22 28 
23325421Blatant Fetish Quest XXXIIOur protagonist spends quality time with her girlfriend and baby girl.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-23 28 
23337654Blatant Fetish Quest XXXIIIOur protagonist introduces Breakfast to her daughter.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-24 26 
23344801Blatant Fetish Quest XXXIIIWe let Breakfast express her motherly instincts, give Liz her due punishment, and FemCOCK's internet dies.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad, Miau2013-02-24 25 
23358747Blatant Fetish Quest XXXVOur protagonist finally figures out some proper Sorcery.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-24 27 
23363513Blatant Fetish Quest XXXVIOur protagonist gets some valuable books from the library and chats with the Lotus grand master.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-25 26 
23376729Blatant Fetish Quest XXXVIIOur protagonist handles discipline and begins research on new projects.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-25 28 
23381753Blatant Fetish Quest XXXVIIIOur protagonist hardens her mind and learns even more about dryads.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-26 28 
23394049Blatant Fetish Quest XXXIXOur protagonist crafts a focus to help craft foci.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-26 25 
23398224Blatant Fetish Quest XLOur protagonist teaches her daughter words and helps Liz on her pet project.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-27 27 
23413574Blatant Fetish Quest XLIOur protagonist studies, plays with Selene, makes a dildo ejaculate, and gets a faceful of ethics.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-28 28 
23421507Blatant Fetish Quest XLIIOur protagonist clears out some more space and deals with the fallout of spell experimentation.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-28 28 
23433860Blatant Fetish Quest XLIIIOur protagonist learns a lot about tattoos.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-02-28 27 
March 2013
23438771Blatant Fetish Quest XLIVOur protagonist gets her ass kicked.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-01 27 
23442548Blatant Fetish Quest XLVOur protagonist socializes with the other members of the Lotus.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-01 28 
23449450Blatant Fetish Quest XLVIOur protagonist gets a lot of knowledge about the nature of reality dropped on her.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-02 25 
23454705Blatant Fetish Quest XLVIIOur protagonist gets some work done around the tower.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-02 26 
23466054Blatant Fetish Quest XLVIIIOur protagonist improves her custom spell and crafts a healing focus.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-03 27 
23472092Blatant Fetish Quest XLIXOur protagonist boosts her strength and has a few family chats.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-03 25 
23484324Blatant Fetish Quest LOur protagonist makes a seeing eye golem for her daughter.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-04 27 
23491855Blatant Fetish Quest LIOur protagonist gets some tattoo design done and then has an awkward family moment.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-04 24 
23503501Blatant Fetish Quest LIIOur protagonist gets a tattoo and then gets into a dangerous situation.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-04 26 
23508021Blatant Fetish Quest LIIIOur protagonist has a bad, bad day.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-05 27 
23510878Blatant Fetish Quest LIVOur protagonist begins recovering from a barely-escaped ambush.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-05 28 
23528551Blatant Fetish Quest LVOur protagonist prepares to ruin a person.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-06 26 
23532345Blatant Fetish Quest LVIOur protagonist learns about real paranoia.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad, tengu2013-03-06 29 
23542678Blatant Fetish Quest LVIIOur protagonist lets a little sunshine in.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad, tengu2013-03-06 32 
23547323Blatant Fetish Quest LVIIIOur protagonist plans how to subvert the mind of a rival.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-07 27 
23550587Blatant Fetish Quest LIXOur protagonist handles her captive's equipment.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-07 29 
23560690Blatant Fetish Quest LXOur protagonist shaves her head and chats with friends and family.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-08 26 
23566280Blatant Fetish Quest LXIOur protagonist gets her tattoos finished.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-08 27 
23577238Blatant Fetish Quest LXIIOur protagonist starts turning an enemy into something else.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-08 26 
23581443Blatant Fetish Quest LXIIIOur protagonist breaks in a new ally.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-09 25 
23594254Blatant Fetish Quest LXIVOur protagonist introduces her new pet to the whole family.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-10 25 
23610060Blatant Fetish Quest LXVLiz fixes Lunch and takes some punishment.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-11 26 
23629222Blatant Fetish Quest LXVIOur protagonist isn't the main character for once. Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-12 28 
23641994Blatant Fetish Quest LXVIIOur protagonist has breakfast and patrols the area outside her base.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-13 24 
23661498Blatant Fetish Quest LXVIIIOur protagonist makes plans and learns lessons.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-13 25 
23667501Blatant Fetish Quest LXIXOur protagonist works on class work and relaxes at home.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-14 26 
23689435Blatant Fetish Quest LXXOur protagonist gets ready to watch a movie with her daughter for the first time.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-15 25 
23705732Blatant Fetish Quest LXXIOur protagonist deals with some of her girlfriend's personal issues.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-16 24 
23717547Blatant Fetish Quest LXXIIOur protagonist makes some progress on the learning game and gets a text from Dane.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-17 25 
23733493Blatant Fetish Quest LXXIIIOur protagonist helps Dane with an assassination and has a good meditation session.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-17 24 
23752510Blatant Fetish Quest LXXIVOur protagonist teachers her blind daughter how to see.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-19 25 
23773785Blatant Fetish Quest LXXVOur protagonist gets productive and has family time.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-20 24 
23785428Blatant Fetish Quest LXXVIOur protagonist has a series of massive frustrations.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-21 26 
23793405Blatant Fetish Quest LXXVIIOur protagonist bakes and contemplates the creation of entire ecosystems from scratch.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-21 24 
23803483Blatant Fetish Quest LXXVIIIOur protagonist wants to go fast and read books.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-22 24 
23812082Blatant Fetish Quest LXXIXOur protagonist is apparently a natural when it comes to spiritual ecology and taxonomy.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-22 25 
23820937Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXOur protagonist teaches her family tai chi.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-23 24 
23829492Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXIOur protagonist cuddles her girlfriend. Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-23 25 
23838393Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXIIOur protagonist begins working on some tricky new school work.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-24 25 
23855880Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXIIIOur protagonist works on some new spell design in class.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-25 27 
23862328Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXIVOur protagonist learns about spirit-forges and applications of areas of effects. Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-25 25 
23873611Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXVOur protagonist cooks breakfast, meditates, and plans an outfit.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-26 25 
23882642Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXVIOur protagonist makes plans for fun in Paris and spends time with her family.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-26 24 
23899591Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXVIIOur protagonist refines her class project and tutors a fellow student in the library.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-27 25 
23908600Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXVIIIOur protagonist suffers frustrating failures and close successes.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-27 24 
23913536Blatant Fetish Quest LXXXIXOur protagonist enjoys a specific application of meditation after getting her ass kicked by a former enemy.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-28 24 
23930571Blatant Fetish Quest XCOur protagonist passes the week and proves to be an attentive and caring mother.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-29 24 
23942591Blatant Fetish Quest XCIOur protagonist begins to learn living alchemy from an older member of the Lotus.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-29 24 
23946851Blatant Fetish Quest XCII Our protagonist learns gland manipulation. Makes a realty stupid joke and prepares for a night out.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-30 23 
23959086Blatant Fetish Quest XCIVOur protagonist has a fun time with her daughter and works on plans.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-31 24 
23967691Blatant Fetish Quest XCIVOur protagonist explores and enjoys Paris with the girl she loves for the second time.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-03-31 25 
April 2013
23976929Blatant Fetish Quest XCVOur protagonist goes to the first club of the night in Paris and makes a big commitment.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-01 24 
23985571Blatant Fetish Quest XCVIOur protagonist transitions back to the club in Paris and relaxes with friends and drinks.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-01 24 
23995831Blatant Fetish Quest XCVIIOur protagonist helps a friend in trouble, and tries to work out if she needs a hospital.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-02 24 
24021340Blatant Fetish Quest XCVIIIOur protagonist is presented with a new social challenge.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-03 24 
24041620Blatant Fetish Quest ICOur protagonist learns that even when things go wrong, some things can still be salvaged.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-04 24 
24052347Blatant Fetish Quest C Our protagonist has coffee and goes shopping with friends.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-05 24 
24079749Blatant Fetish Quest CIOur protagonist begins teaching her daughter how to read.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-06 24 
24088525Blatant Fetish Quest CIIOur protagonist learns about mind magic and puts some finishing touches on her school project.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-07 24 
24106236Blatant Fetish Quest CIIIOur protagonist refines her techniques and those of others.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-08 25 
24113225Blatant Fetish Quest CIVOur protagonist leans the utility of sabotage in competitive environments.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-08 25 
24127024Blatant Fetish Quest CVOur protagonist Has an important Talk with her girlfriend.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-09 25 
24136818Blatant Fetish Quest CVIOur protagonist continues preparations for a pivotal class presentation.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-09 25 
24155307Blatant Fetish Quest CVIOur protagonist works on the projects due tomorrow.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-10 24 
24239867Blatant Fetish Quest CVIIOur protagonist finally presents her class project to the teacher.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-15 24 
24248013Blatant Fetish Quest CVIIIOur protagonist helps a friend and plans for the future.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-15 24 
24260665Blatant Fetish Quest CIXOur protagonist does the time warp again.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-16 24 
24296685Blatant Fetish Quest CXOur protagonist makes some dresses for the pets, and goes to class on Halloween.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-18 24 
24317175Blatant Fetish Quest CXIOur protagonist has an interesting and informative series of failures on Halloween.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-19 24 
24323006Blatant Fetish Quest CXIIOur protagonist has a talk with her daughters' biological mother.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-19 24 
24337382Blatant Fetish Quest CXIIIOur protagonist makes her Halloween costume.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-20 24 
24344063Blatant Fetish Quest CXIVOur protagonist has a homecoming of sorts.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-20 24 
24356602Blatant Fetish Quest CXVOur protagonist goes trick-or-treating.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-21 24 
24365454Blatant Fetish Quest CXVIOur protagonist works to improve her body.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-21 24 
24377520Blatant Fetish Quest CXVIIOur protagonist is getting more used to this mother thing now.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-21 24 
24383377Blatant Fetish Quest CXVIIIOur protagonist gets a jump on solving new problems.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-22 24 
24399194Blatant Fetish Quest CXIXOur protagonist talks to her daughter about responsible mind control.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-23 24 
24406353Blatant Fetish Quest CXXOur protagonist rings the bell.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-23 24 
24436538Blatant Fetish Quest CXXIOur protagonist learns about the intimately related topics of history and death.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-25 24 
24443305Blatant Fetish Quest CXXIIOur protagonist has a chat with Lin.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-25 24 
24489331Blatant Fetish Quest CXXIIIOur protagonist begins learning about how science and magic mix.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-28 24 
24509259Blatant Fetish Quest CXXIVOur protagonist studies sorcery with Pierre and deals with children fighting.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-04-29 24 
May 2013
24663074Blatant Fetish Quest CXXVOur protagonist has a good fight.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-05-07 24 
24725515Blatant Fetish Quest CXXVIOur protagonist rearranges the rooms of her sanctum.Blatant Fetish Quest, Fetish Quest, Quest, Collective Game, futanari, incubus, dickgirl, Scholomance, dryad2013-05-10 30 
June 2013
25652914Bromont Quest WhateverBromont finally learns how to put quest in the subject field. Maybe he will actually put it to use in the next threadMonstergirl, Collective Game, Bromont Quest, erp, shotacon, lolicon, futanari, monstergirl, is it really proper to call em girls when they all have dicks2013-06-27 -4 
25717468You are an Asshole in the futureSome runners prefer stealth. some, seduction. others hacking. You, on the other hand prefer style which is why you just dropkicked a guy out a windowCollective Game, future asshole, you are a dick, net gain, shadowrun, corp, megacorp, 80s action movie, puns2013-06-30 39 
August 2013
26702524BADDASS SPACE QUESTA FUCKING BADDASS KILLS SPACE MONSTERS! YEAH I SPELLED BADDASS WRONG! LIKE I GIVE A FUCK PUSSYBADDASS SPACE QUEST, COLLECTIVE GAME, BIG DICKS, HUGE GUNS, MUSCLES, HEARTWARMING, FUCKING GOD DAMNIT, GAY ALIENS2013-08-19 20 
October 2013
27658903Problem player? Don't get me wrong...he's a damn good role player who stays in-character during the session and never meta games. Surprisingly, it's that last part that's causing all the issues. Problem, problem player, D&D, DM, dick-ass rogue, lulz, rage, That Guy2013-10-09 12 
April 2014
31553537Gnolls, how do they even work?In which a DM responds to a player's request to fuck a Gnoll female, which turns into a discussion of the ethical and social impacts of Gnolls on societyGnoll, Furry, Sex, Anatomy, National Geographic, What is this, I don't even, DM, Urethradicks2014-04-18 7 
June 2014
32900408Rune Quest Thread 2In which we ruin EGO's plans and force him to rewrite his notes for a second timedragon dicks, collective game, Rune Quest, hack QM,2014-06-21 1 
September 2014
34913153/tg/ writes a noir storyAs always, it starts with a dame. A dame who was trouble.film noir, story, cooperative writing, dicks, legs that go on forever2014-09-17 18 
December 2014
37033413 Leviathan Quest 1you come to your senses as black goo and go on to take over sam and find yourself in the amalgam of marvel movieverse and comicsmarvel, Dick Roman, collective game, quest, Arceus Exalted, Supernatural, Leviathan, Black goo, shapeshifter, doppelganger, comic, avengers, mutant2014-12-29 0 
January 2015
37504213DM dickery in religionJews and forty years of random encounters.religion, bible, dm dickery, that dm2015-01-21 5 
January 2016
44671546Orc Bouncer QuestSimmons runs a one-shot.collective game, orc, bouncer, club, party, orc cock, tiny elf dick, drow2016-01-10 13 
July 2016
327666Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #1A captain of a submarine goes on an adventure. Shit happens.notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-07-05 2 
August 2016
429833Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #3Labeled it as part 6 in the OP for some reasonnotapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-07 6 
450337Deep Sea Submarine Adventure #4The adventure ends, not with a bang, but a whimper. Metaphorically, as it literally ended with the captain blown up. notapaladin, collective game, submarine, deep sea adventure, Moby Dick2016-08-09 1 
November 2018
3049473Dickweed QuestDickweed the short man of the waves lives and dies in this amazing quest.Dickweed, shit quest, one shot2018-11-22 3 
March 2021
4664076Space Station 13 Quest: Station 4, High Security Nuking.McSnickers Dickerson attempts to advance the field of science and his faith. But can he survive the Syndicates deadliest ops team?Badmin QM, Space Station 13, nuke, space, Mechanicus, Tesla engine, McSnickers Dickerson2021-03-20 0 
April 2021
4705736Space Station 13 Quest: Station 5, Mining Station Inquisition.McSnickers gets a feel for his new warmachine body and joins the Inquisitorial Emergency Response Team.Badmin QM, Space Station 13, Mechanicus, McSnickers Dickerson, Cult, monster slaying, Inquisition, Russians, lavaland, one month hiatus2021-04-11 0 
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