/tg/ Thread Archive

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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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Shit Thread (Under -4) Average Thread (-4 to +4) Good Thread (+5 to +9) Excellent Thread (+10 to +19) Epic Thread (+20 and above) Editor's Choice

ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2010
9131274Derpuhpus QuestEVOLVE OR DIE, BITCHESderpuhpus quest, evolution2010-04-11 11 
9135028Derpuhpus Quest, Part TwoIn this chapter, the derpuhpi explore the stromatolite maze, impress some scorpions and everyone tries to roll 44 d4s. Hilarity ensues.derpuhpus quest, evolution, quest2010-04-11 7 
9152419Derpuhpus Quest, Part ThreeOur intrpid derpuhpi discover floating cephalopods, giant land squid and the fact that floating cephalopods are explosive enough to launch giant fish across a shallow sea.derpuhpus quest, quest, evolution2010-04-12 5 
9157328Derpuhpus Quest, Part 3.5In this short iteration, the derpuhpi settle a brief disagreement, check the state of their derpuhpotami and discover stoneworking. Then OP starts stalling.derpuhpus quest, quest, evolution2010-04-13 4 
January 2011
13393514Social Failure."Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was." "Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers." "What?"Fail, funny, humor, derp, natural 1, Omnissiah, STORYTIEM, stories, story, RPG, Real Life, IRL, AFK, Traditional Games, Nat 202011-01-04 37 
March 2011
14264396Seventh Sanctum MagemakerIt was just an ordinary rollantrollan thread with some funny randomly-generated mage class titles. Then some cunt started conjuring castles, some other guy was destroying the castles, mages were fucking with one another, one omnicidal asshole was messing with time travel, and suddenly it bloomed into a BATTLE FOR THE MULTIVERSE.mage, magic, castle, seventh sanctum, time travel, rollantrollan, roleplay, omnicide, derp2011-03-16 10 
14275854When Players Go Full RetardSometimes Player deny good sense and logic; then they die.Players, Herp, Derp, Lolded, Funny, lulz, epic, awesome2011-03-17 7 
14418182WHY.jpgA thread about DMs and other players being dicks... Or just plain stupid.why, d&d, bad dm, bad player, /d/m, what, whut, wut, wat, stupidity, herp, derp2011-03-30 2 
April 2011
14669024Why you should never got to TatooineThis thread perfectly demonstrates why going to the planet of Tatooine in any starwars rpg is a bad ideaTusken Raiders, Sand People, MSPA, Herp Derp, Sci Fi, Star Wars2011-04-21 37 
May 2011
15110639TG QUEST 1The wondrous adventure of unicorn barbarian fairy /x/-tan and the neckbearded ogre, with pictures, retardation, and Power Metal.TG Quest, /x/-tan, drawfag, herp, derp2011-05-31 3 
July 2011
15729516Matt Ward Quest Part 2In which Matt Ward wins a battle against Aaron Dembski Bowden, retcons the fluff of the night lords and white scars, and encounter some black templarsMatt Ward Quest, Matt Ward, Ultramarines, Derp, Spiritual Liege2011-07-28 13 
April 2012
18808028Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"because a thread of this caliber of awful only comes around once every few months."fail, troll, derp, stupidity2012-04-22 23 
May 2012
19164148Dorftales/tg/ invades Drowtales three years after everyone stopped giving a fuck.drowtales, dwarf, dorf, dwarfs, dwarves, derpadoo, fuck you for reading this faggot, goddamn get a life2012-05-19 11 
September 2012
20911420Ariel the EyesOP asked about something /tg/ ignored,, focusing on THOSE EYESmanga, derp, eyes, those eyes2012-09-29 21 
November 2012
21469908Magic and Sciencewhy can't they just be friends? :( Interesting discussion, explanations on why settings can/can't have them reconcile one another.magic, science, magitech, science fantasy, derp2012-11-08 7 
April 2013
242935605th edition skill derp/tg/ discovers that, according to the DnD Next rules, a typical commoner has a 1 in 4 chance of selling Asmodeus his own dick.5e, Dungeons and Dragons, Next, derp, Asmodeus2013-04-17 45 
243039855th edition skill derp, part 2/tg/ finds out that, according to the DnD Next rules, Asmodeus cannot break can't break down a door. Or lead an army. Or even recognize himself in a mirror. 5e, Dungeons and Dragons, Next, derp, Asmodeus2013-04-17 16 
July 2013
26122431Jerkoff Thread 52Some more bitches die unnecessarily grimderp deaths.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Waifus, Slice of Life, Grimderp, Edgy, Mecha, Not mechas, Waifus, Dead Waifus, Waifu Wars, Waifus are really the main draw of the quest you know, Its written by a girl so you know its good!2013-07-20 14 
May 2014
32316522Gor RP: Exactly what you thinkIn which OP discovers he's had a girlfriend for the past two years.derp, Gor, Magical Realm, Holding hands, anime protagonist,2014-05-23 39 
July 2015
41209303This is how we /tg/What was expected to be another genereic 'this is how i' changed drastically involving Nicedaemonette, alcohol, dragon rape(no magical realm in here!), FEELS, and suprisingly, Actual /tg/ related discussion.derp2015-07-15 -5 
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