/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
December 2009
7044272Catastrophic Cephalapod-Catalysed CatastropheCrapton of crabs. Multitude of molluscs. Copious cuttlefish.crabs, squids, cuttlefish, class struggle2009-12-08 0 
April 2010
9344565Crab QuestThe riveting tale of a giant crab and his murderous rampage at sea.quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-22 11 
9365464Crab Quest 2The Crab King makes the transition from murderous tyrant to glorious emperor of the virtuous crustacean empire. Squid Beware.quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-22 10 
9369052Crab Quest 3The Crab King does battle with a FUCKING KRAKEN and comes out on top. The glory of Crustacea knows no bounds!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-23 8 
9389314Crab Quest 4The Crab King deals with the problem of humanity and sets out to find the ancient proto-crabs. All hail Crustacea!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-24 5 
9393163crab quest 5the crab king leads his mighty army into battle to gain the support of all protocrabsquest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-24 5 
9407581Crab Quest 6The Crab King is faced with a most terrible dilemma, Crustacea teeters on the brink of civil war!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-25 5 
9412115Crab Quest 7Our newest crustacean threat has been eliminated and we molt satisfied with our victoryquest, crabs, collective game2010-04-25 6 
9426590Crab Quest 8The Crab King makes an assault on a resisting band of protocrabs, and claims a giant lobster for a new mountquest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-25 5 
9447953Crab Quest 9Giant sharks, Deep Sea Eels, Horseshoe Crabs found!quest, crabs, collective game2010-04-26 6 
9493210Crab Quest 10The Crab King tangles with an eel and negotiates with turtles while his followers upgrade the lair!quest, crabs, colletive game2010-04-29 6 
May 2010
9571026Crab Quest 12Crab Queen located, empires merged, and contact is made with the humans! Also: Crabs dancing the Thriller.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-02 7 
9634730Crab Quest 13Whales located, squids fought, all in a day's work.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-05 6 
10096876Crab Quest 14The Crab King returns with a bang and slays the god of war Bloodshell in a vision!quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-05-27 5 
June 2010
10209000Crab Quest 15We go to bed with the Queen and prepare our assault against the squid.quest, crabs, colletive game, Crab Quest2010-06-01 4 
April 2012
18758684Big Motherfuckin' Crab TruckersGreatly entertaining thread of some Big Motherfuckin' Crab Truckers play.Collective Game, Crabs, Motherfuckin', Truckers2012-04-17 9 
September 2012
20584312Monster CrabsOP finds a crab-fighting card game being developed by an 8-year old. The kid's dad also finds the thread.Monster Crabs, Games Save The World, kickstarter, Crabs, Cards, Card Game2012-09-05 31 
October 2012
21112076Fortune: Evolution Game - Part 6-11 (Pickle Island)An isolated spit of rock called Pickle Island is the next setting for the continued game of Fortune: Evolution. Also includes a quick spat between Otto von Bismark and the Spirit of Prussia.Collective Game, Fortune Evolution, Part 6, evo, Pickle Island, giant enemy crabs, snakes, blimpies2012-10-21 2 
August 2013
26604934Let's Build a World/tg/ has an imagination and creates a unique setting from absolute scratch.world building, original content, fluff, sci-fi, shamanistic horseshoe crabs2013-08-13 12 
26646664Let's Build a World 2/tg/ continues to build the Winder Civilizationworld building, original content, fluff, sci-fi, shamanistic horseshoe crabs2013-08-16 3 
June 2014
32873433/tg/ makes a setting about crabsCRABScrabs, Awesome, setting2014-06-19 15 
33020042Brouzouf Quest 5Your scrab is alive and no longer an alarm clock. Your looter team meets a terrible fate.Watcher Quest, Collective Game, Shit Scrabs Say2014-06-26 3 
November 2018
62644239The Long ShoreThe sun was replaced, oceans shrank, and now only the strongest and most bizarre can survive in the shallow seabedís of this new world.Dwarf Fortress, Homebrew, Worldbuilding, Crabs, Elves, Sultanate, Salt Necromancy2018-11-01 16 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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