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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
April 2015
39410295Magical Soldier QuestOur Protagonist wakes up kills a witch gets reprimanded and then promoted.Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game,2015-04-18 9 
39428352Magical Soldier QuestYou kill a Witch, get a bitchin' ass mirror, cook for all the magical girls, and become genre-savvy.Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game,2015-04-19 10 
39445558Magical Soldier Quest #3You learn of your dark, edgy past, make food better than an eight foot tall cyborg, and get some magical girls interested in 40K.Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game,2015-04-19 10 
39551563Magical Soldier Quest #4We turn our buddy into a space marine and have a cook-off with a witch Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest,2015-04-25 6 
39570503Magical Soldier Quest #5You make a contract with an elder eel, create super food rations, and abandon the friend and QM early :(Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest2015-04-26 7 
39587212Magical Soldier Quest #5.1We finish up the food quest, and gain some new kitchen staffMagical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest2015-04-26 5 
May 2015
39697210Magical Soldier Quest #6You find Maggy, go into a new Witchspace, get down wit da orky, and learn of your parents'dark, edgy past.Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest2015-05-02 5 
39838234Lost in Time Quest #1John Erin Perry (you) begins his adventure, by traveling somewhere and attracting dorfs.Lost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy2015-05-09 7 
39853797Magical Soldier Quest #7Roland and others wrestle, Eliza gets stressed, then even more stressed, and tries to kill a Norse Goddess. Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest2015-05-10 6 
39872014Lost In Time Quest #2You fix sewers, discover the wonders of female beards, built gatling guns, and prepare to save Hashan.Lost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy2015-05-10 6 
39978158Lost In Time Quest #3You arrive in Hashan, get some crits, learn magic, and begin your war on the humans of Cliffcoast.Lost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy2015-05-16 5 
39995767Lost in Time Quest #4You defend Hashan negotiate a ceasefire and start making a railroadLost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy2015-05-17 6 
40015482Lost In Time Quest #5We finally return to Roanoke and draft up a truly awesome constitution.Lost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy, Magitech2015-05-17 5 
40119009Lost in Time Quest #6You arrive at the human city, get scoffed at (a lot), prepare for Noros Soros back home, and kill elves.Lost In Time Quest, Time, Roanoke, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Time Travel, Fantasy2015-05-23 6 
40158499Magical Soldier Quest #8You bind Freyja's magic to your own with a glorious 100, but the thread ends early because Artemis is dead on his feet.Magical Soldier, Magical Boy, Magical Soldier Quest, Magical, Artemis, Artemis Magical Soldier Quest, ArtemisQM, Collective Game, Chef Quest2015-05-24 5 
40282781Best Dad Ever Quest #1In this episode, you send off your daughter Eve to her first day of school, then rescue her with Papa Wolf Fury, and then have a d'aww.Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-05-31 13 
40300996Best Dad Ever Quest #2You wake up, eat breakfast, head to the clinic, meet Jackie and get new leg, and I make my worst writing mistake ever. Fuck. Disgusting. Sorry.Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-05-31 8 
June 2015
40720483Best Dad Ever Quest #3You wake up, cook delicious breakfast, grab some new threads, flashback to your days of Chivalrous, and get snatched at the end.Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-06-21 5 
40742431Best Dad Ever Quest #4You wake up in the witchspace, go blind (resulting in a mini shit-storm), hear some dastardly plans, get un-blind and destroy a vat of something spooky. Eve gets a Voice, and plays Chivalrous.Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-06-22 5 
July 2015
41304954Best Dad Ever Quest #8Check Twitter for the others! In this one, you jog with daughters, play frisbee, and mess around in the underground!Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-07-19 3 
41325000Redline Quest #0You win the local Shift Race, your Mom makes you promise not to race, but relents upon hearing that you'll get a girl out of it. Or something like that.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-07-19 18 
41455056Best Dad Ever Quest #9You hold your Chivalry game, crush them at that, then crush Gerald with the good ol' times, then go have a fun little magical parent meeting, and FINALLY go monster hunting with the girls. Best Dad Ever Quest, Best Dad Ever, D'aww, Collective Game, Artemis, ArtemisQM, Eve, Magical Girl, Slice of Life2015-07-26 5 
41479906Redline Quest #1You go to the National Shift, meet a cool engineer, go ABSURDLY FAST, and finish with an offer from Morosa.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-07-26 16 
August 2015
41626213Redline Quest #2You serve out chili, you wreck a would-be robber, and you head to the National Shift, which you'll actually be competing in this time.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-08-03 10 
41648288Redline Quest #3It's the National Shift. Lots and lots of salt is spilled.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-08-03 16 
41669205Redline Quest #4You get yourself all Dapper, make yourself the biggest man in the room, and do an interview with a journalist. Not a necessary thread, just some spacing between races.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-08-04 13 
42029174Redline Quest #5We arrive where the World Cup will happen, upgrade the handling on our frame, and have pizza with Arachnia.Redline Quest, Redline, Racing, Collective Game, ArtemisQM, Awesome2015-08-25 5 
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