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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
May 2011
14925632ISSAC (+ Nespresso-J112 Quest)An excellent story about the development of A.I. through its perspective. After the story ends an anon (Nespresso J112) takes it up to run a quest: "despite rapid advances in computing and robotics, humanity has died out, and devices fallen into disrepair. You are a Nespresso-J112 Coffee machine, given sentience by a bug in the code. Your goal is to acquire Coffee and Coffee Filters, and if you need to rebuild civilisation yourself to get some, you'll do it."ISSAC, AI, writefaggotory, QUEST, Collective game, Nespresso J1122011-05-14 17 
December 2011
1710907511 - Aura of FailureShas'o R'myr regalis /tg/ with yet another of his amazing Deffwotch threads, about a Deathwatch squad of orksOrks, Deffwotch, 11, Warhammer 40K, Epic, Campaign2011-12-05 10 
17379345Artemis 11 (or 'Help me design Call of Cthulhu In Space')OP asks for help fleshing out his concept of a CoC setting in the far future, where humanity has colonised other planets and Earth has been quarantined due to the End Times. The Carter Family owns Silver Key Incorporated and produces gates for long-distance transference, mankind is getting ready to venture toward space and the centre of the universe, and more.Call of Cthulhu, space, Artemis 11, horror, setting, game ideas, Cthulhu, Lovecraft, Mythos2011-12-30 6 
January 2012
17397637What was the best thread of 2011?2011 was a pretty rockin year for /tg/. Anon recounts their favourites. Anagrams, Rap Battles, we have it all. Come take a trip down memory lane and welcome in the new year by reliving glories past./tg/, tg, 2012, 2011, memories, awesome, epic, win, 40k, homebrew, storytime2012-01-02 24 
17458366Memory Lane 2011 Part 2Come join us on a walk down memory lane! The best threads of /tg/ 2011. Linked and listed for your reading pleasure. Who needs other boards?/tg/, tg, 2012, 2011, memories, awesome, epic, win, 40k, homebrew, storytime2012-01-07 5 
October 2012
20952162Zerg Quest CVIThe battle continues, except for when we're busy making silly puns. The battle waits for puns.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Puns, /tg/ dice, botched nat 20, double 11s, Khas pops out of a cake, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY2012-10-02 7 
April 2013
24387908Shadow Quest 11Duke Vellik hears the Shadow's final word on his offer. But things don't go as planned...Collective Game,shadow,quest,11,master2013-04-22 56 
December 2013
28987458Text Adventure Quest: Rogue Chapter 11We travel the barrens, encounter a spider girl cave and meet Imm.Text Adventure Quest Rogue 11 collective game Mr Bones2013-12-20 5 
March 2014
31082200Shadow Quest 110A double date with the Fang of Archon and the Black Lady.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 110, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-03-26 25 
April 2014
31229667Shadow Quest 111After the date, the Shadow gets back to business.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 111, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-02 23 
31267326Shadow Quest 112The Shadow looks to Fang for his next move.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 112, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-04 23 
31332736Shadow Quest 113The Shadow regroups with Duke Vellik.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 113, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-07 23 
31353080Shadow Quest 114The Shadow speaks with Raphael.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 114, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-08 23 
31390426Shadow Quest 115The Shadow returns to the Nemesis.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 115, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-10 23 
31397623Shadow Quest 115 Part IIThe Shadow spars with Abigail.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 115, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 2, II2014-04-10 23 
31460328Shadow Quest 116Emergency meeting before the battle.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 116, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-13 23 
31497387Shadow Quest 117The battle at Evinbrook Basin commences.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 117, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-15 24 
31505830Shadow Quest 117 Part IIContinuation of thread 117Collective Game, shadow, quest, 117, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 2, II2014-04-16 25 
31522816Shadow Quest 117 Part IIIThe battle at Evinbrook Basin continues.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 117, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 3, III2014-04-16 23 
31549949Shadow Quest 118The Shadow consults with friends before leaving.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 118, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-17 23 
31586807Shadow Quest 119Through the Void.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 119, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-19 24 
May 2014
32305408Hellborn Quest 11Sierra learns about her heritage.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 112014-05-23 21 
November 2014
36100876chen questthe fantastic adventure of chen Collective Game, chen, cirno, 11/11, touhou, draw quest, drawquest, 2014-11-11 26 
36353393Epic Quest 4Zach meets with a recruiter, then is sent to school. He then plays capture the flag.Epic Quest, Calamity, Superpowers, Collective Game 2014-11-18 1 36330052 Epic Quest 3 Zach picks up a small child to join him on his extremely dangerous quest and fight the KKK. Then they eat ice cream Epic Quest, Calamity, Superpowers, Collective Game2014-11-24 6 
June 2015
40565584Hellborn Quest 110Sierra says goodbye to Wolfgang.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1102015-06-13 17 
40609009Hellborn Quest 111Sierra leaves on a fantastic adventure.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1112015-06-14 16 
40788530Hellborn Quest 112Sierra visits some graves and finds out her dad was an immigrant.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1122015-06-24 16 
40910481Hellborn Quest 113Sierra goes to Sierra National Forest and finds a landwell.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1132015-06-29 17 
July 2015
41073536Hellborn Quest 114Sierra claims wells, visits a lake, and heads on to new horizons.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1142015-07-07 14 
41093641Hellborn Quest 115Sierra talks with Moriah and goes to Porthcawl.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1152015-07-08 16 
41357111Hellborn Quest 116Sierra takes a hold of the situation and makes a beeline for the exit.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1162015-07-21 15 
41389934Hellborn Quest 117Sierra and friends make their getaway.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1172015-07-22 14 
41551686Hellborn Quest 118wingsHellborn Quest, Collective Game, 118, wings2015-07-30 25 
August 2015
41651713Hellborn Quest 119Sierra and Xan talk about guys and proceed to Vancouver.Hellborn Quest, Collective Game, 1192015-08-04 20 
September 2016
515559Himehorn 911!asdasdasdasdHaremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-09-06 3 
551599Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "I can't smell myself."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-09-17 4 
590644Himehorn 911!Why!Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-09-28 4 
October 2016
636642Himehorn 911!"State your emergency" "I can't count without my fingers"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-05 4 
652318Himehorn 911!"State your emergency" "How much for two medium pizzas?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-05 3 
668227Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "I can't make phone calls!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-10 3 
678002Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "Where is home?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-10 3 
693678Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "Give me my money back!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-17 3 
712319Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "How do I go reverse with a hovercraft?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-24 3 
730505Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "I've got all this time! Help!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-28 3 
749877Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "N-no bully!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-10-28 3 
November 2016
765560Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "WHY AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOORR...?!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-11-06 3 
791142Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "This couch is far too comfortable. Help."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-11-06 2 
806304Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "How much time should I leave the tea bag in the water?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-11-12 2 
830577Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." " H911's first season is over!" "Elaborate?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-11-20 2 
December 2016
966128Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "My Witch device only gets one channel"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-12-28 2 
974045Himehorn 911! "State your emergency." "Do carrots count as snacks?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112016-12-28 2 
January 2017
984317Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "State your emergency." "Elaborate?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-01-07 2 
1002925Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "You will pay for my ship someday, I swear it!" "..."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-01-07 2 
1013721Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "FUCK Galapago turtles." "Elaborate? Is your ship under siege?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-01-07 2 
1035351Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "He's taking me out tonight, I don't know what to weaaaaar...!"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-01-20 2 
1054206Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "Just checkin if my phone worked." beeeeeeepHaremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-01-20 2 
March 2017
1238687Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "They keep staring at my eyebrows."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-03-15 2 
1270580Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "What does Mr. Wallace looks like?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-03-24 1 
1283310Himehorn 911!"State you-" "Does he look like a bitch?"Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-03-24 1 
1297199Himehorn 911!"State your emergency.""I can't stop thinking that my lips look weird when I talk."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-03-28 2 
April 2017
1339417Himehorn 911!"State your emergency." "...hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing..."Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-04-15 2 
June 2017
1497329What is VA-11 Hall-A?Pretty please don't fuck this timeline too.Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-06-03 2 
1545492What is VA-11 Hall-A?Seriously.Haremhorn, HSC, Himehorn9112017-06-15 2 
January 2018
2233134411Alright, here's the 411, some gangsta just walked in and started dissing your fly girl! What are you gonna do about it, eh?Collective Game, 411, the simpsons2018-01-16 5 
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